Ad Fail #2
posted on September 25th, 2008 by Dustin at 7:02 pm (EST) with 7 Comments
The pregnancy ads still manage to haunt my website. I don’t know where they’re coming from anymore because they don’t even seem to make sense. Check out this one:
Tell Pregnancy?
What the fuck does that even mean?
Tell someone that you’re pregnant? Tell who? Your mom? Grandma? Tell Jesus and pray that a miracle happens and he makes you fall down the stairs so you have a guilt-free miscarriage? Let me tell you, you’re still going to feel guilty if you pray to Jesus for a miscarriage and then actually have one.
Oh, and let’s not forget about this one:
“Find the widest variety of cancer on the web. Buy now!”
Some adult webcam ads or breast implant ads would be nice.
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Comment from Christine
Time September 25, 2008 at 8:20 pm
I always wondered where I could purchase some good ole’ cancer.
Comment from elebaud
Time September 26, 2008 at 5:23 pm
Maybe they mean Cancer, the sign of the Zodiac, and you can buy a Cancer. Yeah, that’s it. It’s probably a human trafficking website where you can buy sex slave based on their sign.
Comment from Lucy
Time September 27, 2008 at 1:44 am
Cancer.
Awesome 
Comment from Kevin
Time September 27, 2008 at 4:34 pm
[IMG]http://i38.tinypic.com/10zqsrb.jpg[/IMG]
if not some cancer, how about some DIABETES?
Comment from Kevin
Time September 27, 2008 at 4:36 pm
fuck it
the image isnt showing
just picture diabetes wherever it says cancer in the ad in the article
Comment from dana
Time September 25, 2008 at 7:39 pm
sweet i’m gonna buy me some cancer.
then i’m gonna go and meet linda2325 (http://b1.adbrite.com/iads/169328.jpg), get her pregnant and buy her one of those calendErs. what would i do without your ads…
but wait didn’t you tell me you bought something from one of them?… hmm…