2-year-old scores with mom
posted on September 30th, 2008 by Dustin at 6:20 pm (EST) with 23 Comments
It’s the absolute worst nightmare that affects most young children; Having a sex dream about one of your parents. One minute you’re dreaming about banging a hot slut, and then you look up and it’s your mother on top of you – her tits buried in your face. Then things get a little weird. You wake up feeling awkward and you can’t look at your mom for a week. You wouldn’t dare tell your friends about the dream. Maybe you just ate something funny before bed because you sure as fuck don’t want to bang your mom… or do you?
The only thing worse than dreaming about incest is actually being a victim of it. Such is the case with a 2-year-old boy in Florida. Oops, it’s not Florida this time? West Virginia, maybe? Nope. Today’s story comes from Denver, Colorado. 31-year-old Alicia Lee is being charged with incest and sexual assault after sending a friend photos of her performing oral sex on her 2-year-old son. Oddly enough, no child pornography charges were filed.
Alicia Lee, professional baby fellator.
You know, for someone who doesn’t look half-bad like Alicia, it amazes me that she could be turned on by her own infant son. It really makes me question her taste in men. Apparently, Alicia was changing her son’s diaper when she became aroused and decided to put her mouth on the little tyke’s pecker. She snapped a few photos and then sent them to a friend, making note that her son seemed to enjoy the blowjob – he even giggled during it!
Like any normal person, the friend found this to be a little disgusting. They forwarded the pictures to the boy’s father, who forwarded them to the police. The child was sent to a foster home last month. I’m assuming the father was like, “I ain’t takin’ care of no son that gets blowies from his mama. That shit just ain’t right.”
The weirdest part about this story is the fact that Lee is currently released on bail. She will most likely – I mean hopefully – end up in prison, but she’s currently roaming free. I’d like to have a few words with the judge that grants even momentary freedom to women who suck the cocks of 2-year-old children.
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Comment from Shena
Time September 30, 2008 at 6:37 pm
hahah I read about this story this morning, but it’s just a lot better when you tell it.
Comment from Dj, G
Time September 30, 2008 at 7:14 pm
there are a hell of a lot of seriously fucked up people out there these days.
a blowjob?
to your son?
whose 2?
honestly.
Comment from Hoof Hearted?
Time September 30, 2008 at 7:48 pm
O. MY. GOD. I’d love to be able to say something terribly witty on this story, but I’m just toooo disgusted. And that almost never happens. I’m just thankful is wasnt my home state Florida this time.
Comment from Kimbo!
Time September 30, 2008 at 8:46 pm
Oh my.
Betty White.
Comment from Jim Gaudet
Time September 30, 2008 at 8:46 pm
What? I can’t believe this happens… Oh wait, yes I can believe it.
Comment from Camila
Time September 30, 2008 at 9:49 pm
ewww sicckkk!!!
Comment from Lucy
Time September 30, 2008 at 10:40 pm
EPIC FAIL.
Comment from Lucy
Time September 30, 2008 at 10:40 pm
EPIC FUCKING FAIL.
Comment from steph little
Time September 30, 2008 at 11:30 pm
“professional baby fellator” hahahahaha
ewww! that’s fucken disgusting!
Comment from nessa
Time September 30, 2008 at 11:35 pm
HAHA west virginia, maybe? i swear my state isn’t even THAT fucked up. at least, i sure as fuck hope not.
Comment from Irrational
Time September 30, 2008 at 11:36 pm
Sick fuckin bitch. I wish she was my mom. Or my sister. I just wish i knew her. Because if she sucks her 2 yr old’s dick. I would most likely be able to score!
Comment from amanda
Time October 1, 2008 at 7:36 am
Poor baby,like I said before. He will most likely grow up with many serious issues. I hope that bitch gets shot in the face
Comment from Sara
Time October 1, 2008 at 9:09 am
Ugh. I’ve heard of sick shit but I think this just tops it all.
Disgusting.
Comment from Theo
Time October 1, 2008 at 9:47 am
Damn
2 year old got skills.
XD Joke
Thts Pretty Sick..
The DUmb Thing is sending it to her friends?
” Hey girls check this shit out should it be my myspace default”
its asking fer trouble.
and its sick
Comment from tomduk
Time October 1, 2008 at 10:54 am
whats even worse is the judge didnt think she was a threat to society, if it was me i would have sentenced her to live in a cheese factory and let the crackies loose on her
Comment from Ryan
Time October 1, 2008 at 1:00 pm
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT SHIT MEAN!!! ^^ “To love in a cheese factory…..”?
Comment from PapaBear SLIM
Time October 1, 2008 at 3:59 pm
‘WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT SHIT MEAN!!! ^^ “To love in a cheese factory…..”?’
I was thinking the same thing… and what’s a “crackie”?!
Comment from blackhand
Time October 1, 2008 at 5:34 pm
rofl u twat she didnt take him fishin she gave him a blowie.
Comment from barbra ann
Time October 2, 2008 at 12:02 am
ok ok ok, this is wrong in so many ways. The main point being that it was a 2 year old boy.
Was this bitch knocked up on some kind of super crack?
LOOK AT THE WORLD WE LIVE IN! What is happening?
I just need to smoke out, shit and smoke more to forget that i read this!
Comment from Baby
Time October 2, 2008 at 5:51 pm
God there are some discusting people in this world . . . and I thought YOU were bad . . . smh.
Lol jk
well sorta
Comment from SaRah
Time September 16, 2009 at 7:43 pm
Just thought you should know…a year later and the freak is still roaming the streets of Denver Colorado. KUDOS to our justice system for allowing a know sex offender on the streets
Comment from Nathan
Time September 30, 2008 at 6:25 pm
FUCKED.