Dog eats watermelon. That’s a stabbin’
posted on October 2nd, 2008 by Dustin at 8:28 pm (EST) with 8 Comments
Before I get into the next story, I’d like to ask you guys a personal question.
Do you think it’s weird that, right now, as I’m writing this, my cat is sitting on my lap with her leg over her head – licking her asshole? I dunno, maybe it’s her vagina. I find it a little weird, but at the same time, she looks so happy that I just can’t move her.
She’s nearly done now.
OK, moving on…
You know it’s going to be a good story when the headline reads this:
A man from Boston was taken to the hospital Tuesday after stabbing himself multiple times. The “victim” was trying to prove to his brother that he couldn’t feel pain after an argument erupted over a watermelon.
I’ll explain the story in a new cartoon:
Yes, this was a true story.
Edit: Try watching the video twice. Tell me if the audio matches up better.
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Comments
Comment from Kimbo!
Time October 2, 2008 at 8:52 pm
Wow.
Comment from Eddy
Time October 3, 2008 at 12:07 am
jim probably wanted to be a guido. jim is better off being stabbed.
Comment from Dustin
Time October 3, 2008 at 1:05 am
Actually, I made up the name Jim, after you, Jim! Hahaha!
Comment from amanda
Time October 3, 2008 at 7:42 am
Everytime I see a cat with its leg up licking itself sometimes ill kick it lightly..It makes me dry heave when I witness a cat clean itself.ugh *cringes* 
Comment from Jim’s watermelon
Time October 3, 2008 at 11:41 am
Hahaha, I live in Boston and that accent is PERFECT.
Comment from Lucy
Time October 4, 2008 at 12:11 am
That video is gold~
BAH-STIN
and my cat always does that!
Comment from Camila
Time October 2, 2008 at 8:39 pm
no it’s not weird for a kitty to do that.
People are getting so stupid, we’re gonna have to start to wear helmets, lol.