As an American citizen, I have to constantly remind myself that not everyone in Canada is nicer and smarter than me. Canada has a much lesser population than America, so the evidence of inbreeding there isn’t as noticeable as in, say, the Southeastern United States. Don’t be fooled. Canada is a fantastic country, but there are still some cousin-fuckers around. Take the city of Kitchener, for example:

Friday night, two men were taken to the hospital after an explosion occurred at their auto shop in Kitchener, Ontario. The men were removing a rusty bolt from a car’s gas tank when the fire ignited.

Removing a bolt from a gas tank is a standard procedure when you’re a mechanic. So where did the men go wrong? I’d say right about they time they decided to use a cutting torch on the bolt that was attached to a leaky gas tank, sitting right next to an additional bucket of fuel. This has FAIL written all over it.

“Now this here’s a great idear.”

Fuel underneath the car caught on fire when red-hot metal scraps fell from the bolt. In turn, a nearby bucket of fuel was also set ablaze, causing an explosion that injured both men. They escaped with only 2nd degree burns, but this ingenious stunt has branded “FUCKTARD” permanently on their foreheads.

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