Election Day: Bullshit Day
Happy fuckin’ Election Day everyone! Today is the day where 50% of Americans will waste precious time and gasoline, just to drive to a booth and cast their votes for president and other significant topics like medical marijuana and stem cell research. America is really fucked this year. I mean fucked very very very badly. After 8 years of being ruled under the dictatorship of George W. Bush, America is left with two choices for president. Who are the choices for your next president?
HAHAHA.
Wait, better yet. If the older one gets elected and dies within the next four years - WHICH HE STATISTICALLY WILL - who is going to take his place as President of the United States of America?
God help us all.
I’ve offended a lot of people by laughing at them after they ask if I’m going to vote.
First of all, I’m not going to vote because I’m in Canada right now. Even if I was back in the states, I wouldn’t be able to vote because I’m not a registered voter. Your average active voter tends to look down upon such laziness:
“Why wouldn’t you want to vote on important domestic issues?”
It’s very simple, actually. Voting is a fucking SHAM. Please, someone tell me that they agree with me when I say that popular vote doesn’t decide shit and everything we are told by our government is a lie. Eventually, there will be a New World Order, whether you care or not. Right now, people are plotting to set up a Fascist dictatorship in North America. Ultimately, there will be a global government.
This shit is really happening. Read about the Patriot Act. Read about how Bush has re-allocated the power of the government and given it all to himself and the next president. We’re all fucked. The younger generation’s only hope for avoiding extermination under martial law is this: Get rich as fuck, and become someone very influential.
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Dustin @ 4:17 pm |
hahah god damn so true where the fuck did u go, cuntrag?
Comment by michael seger — November 4, 2008 @ 4:33 pm
agreed
Comment by Ab — November 4, 2008 @ 5:54 pm
oh fuck that.
i’m moving to Canada too.
Comment by Dj, G — November 4, 2008 @ 6:19 pm
Well said
Comment by Nate — November 4, 2008 @ 7:19 pm
I h8 ppl who dont vote but then bitch about who gets elected. I dont vote, but then again i dont bitch at decisions that were made that i could have helepd make!
Plus its bullshit anyway, the Bush election was a crock! 2 Tv stations were covering it, one said he won, one said he didnt, the one that said he didnt saw that, so took it back and said he won… instead of a re-count lets believe a tv show!
egh, anywhoo!
Glad ur back
xoxox
Comment by MetalMistress — November 4, 2008 @ 7:50 pm
Dustin.. now i’m moving to canada bc we are screwed with obama. see ya in a week!
Comment by Rauchell — November 5, 2008 @ 12:02 am
Your theory is most likely wrong.
Comment by Josh — November 5, 2008 @ 7:59 am
All day long I have to listen to my roommate go on and on about how AWESOME the Patriot Act is, and whenever I tell him how it infringes on the very civil liberties of which our country was founded on, I get the same thing: Well, just don’t complain to me when another terrorist attack happens! Its for the benefit of EVERYONE! My roommate also cried when HE broke up with his girlfriend after dating for only about a year… Fuck my roommate. I’m moving to Canada.
Comment by Mike — November 5, 2008 @ 9:22 am
note: he also ended up staying in his bed for the next three days, saying he wanted to die. Until he couldn’t take it anymore and got on his knees and asked if she take him back. Direct quote from him last night, “If we break up again, I’ll have nothing left to live for.” My response, “well, the quicker you off yourself, the quicker I get free tuition from my roommate dying.” The fascist fuck can honestly eat his own shit.
Comment by Mike — November 5, 2008 @ 9:31 am
Wow. That guy sounds terrible. I’d make fun of him every day until he killed himself.
Comment by Dustin — November 5, 2008 @ 3:10 pm
/:
im scared D:
Comment by Lucy — November 6, 2008 @ 4:49 pm
I have a theory. It’s all Disney Channel’s fault. I swear it is.
Comment by Kimbo! — November 6, 2008 @ 5:11 pm
watch loose change…
Comment by Jim Gaudet — November 8, 2008 @ 2:24 pm