Election Day: Bullshit Day
posted on November 4th, 2008 by Dustin at 4:17 pm (EST) with 13 Comments
Happy fuckin’ Election Day everyone! Today is the day where 50% of Americans will waste precious time and gasoline, just to drive to a booth and cast their votes for president and other significant topics like medical marijuana and stem cell research. America is really fucked this year. I mean fucked very very very badly. After 8 years of being ruled under the dictatorship of George W. Bush, America is left with two choices for president. Who are the choices for your next president?
HAHAHA.
Wait, better yet. If the older one gets elected and dies within the next four years – WHICH HE STATISTICALLY WILL – who is going to take his place as President of the United States of America?
God help us all.
I’ve offended a lot of people by laughing at them after they ask if I’m going to vote.
First of all, I’m not going to vote because I’m in Canada right now. Even if I was back in the states, I wouldn’t be able to vote because I’m not a registered voter. Your average active voter tends to look down upon such laziness:
“Why wouldn’t you want to vote on important domestic issues?”
It’s very simple, actually. Voting is a fucking SHAM. Please, someone tell me that they agree with me when I say that popular vote doesn’t decide shit and everything we are told by our government is a lie. Eventually, there will be a New World Order, whether you care or not. Right now, people are plotting to set up a Fascist dictatorship in North America. Ultimately, there will be a global government.
This shit is really happening. Read about the Patriot Act. Read about how Bush has re-allocated the power of the government and given it all to himself and the next president. We’re all fucked. The younger generation’s only hope for avoiding extermination under martial law is this: Get rich as fuck, and become someone very influential.
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Comment from Ab
Time November 4, 2008 at 5:54 pm
agreed
Comment from Dj, G
Time November 4, 2008 at 6:19 pm
oh fuck that.
i’m moving to Canada too.
Comment from MetalMistress
Time November 4, 2008 at 7:50 pm
I h8 ppl who dont vote but then bitch about who gets elected. I dont vote, but then again i dont bitch at decisions that were made that i could have helepd make!
Plus its bullshit anyway, the Bush election was a crock! 2 Tv stations were covering it, one said he won, one said he didnt, the one that said he didnt saw that, so took it back and said he won… instead of a re-count lets believe a tv show!
egh, anywhoo!
Glad ur back
xoxox
Comment from Rauchell
Time November 5, 2008 at 12:02 am
Dustin.. now i’m moving to canada bc we are screwed with obama. see ya in a week!
Comment from Josh
Time November 5, 2008 at 7:59 am
Your theory is most likely wrong.
Comment from Mike
Time November 5, 2008 at 9:22 am
All day long I have to listen to my roommate go on and on about how AWESOME the Patriot Act is, and whenever I tell him how it infringes on the very civil liberties of which our country was founded on, I get the same thing: Well, just don’t complain to me when another terrorist attack happens! Its for the benefit of EVERYONE! My roommate also cried when HE broke up with his girlfriend after dating for only about a year… Fuck my roommate. I’m moving to Canada.
Comment from Mike
Time November 5, 2008 at 9:31 am
note: he also ended up staying in his bed for the next three days, saying he wanted to die. Until he couldn’t take it anymore and got on his knees and asked if she take him back. Direct quote from him last night, “If we break up again, I’ll have nothing left to live for.” My response, “well, the quicker you off yourself, the quicker I get free tuition from my roommate dying.” The fascist fuck can honestly eat his own shit.
Comment from Dustin
Time November 5, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Wow. That guy sounds terrible. I’d make fun of him every day until he killed himself.
Comment from Lucy
Time November 6, 2008 at 4:49 pm
/:
im scared D:
Comment from Kimbo!
Time November 6, 2008 at 5:11 pm
I have a theory. It’s all Disney Channel’s fault. I swear it is.
Comment from michael seger
Time November 4, 2008 at 4:33 pm
hahah god damn so true where the fuck did u go, cuntrag?