What’s wet, yellow, and fun? Pissing on people!

I can assure you that the man wasn’t holding a fish before this photo was edited.

While we’re in the political spirit since the recent election, I thought I’d write another story about a Jersey City counsilman – Steven Lipski, 44.

Steven was arrested at a Washington DC nightclub on Friday night after nightclub security spotted him urinating down on several concert-goers from a second floor balcony. I must admit, the thought of doing that has crossed my mind several times, but I’ve never been drunk enough to actually do it. Steve apparently was.

Lipski, posing happily for the camera.

According to an NJ.com source, Lipski is a regular jackass when he drinks, and he has had behavioral problems at the same nightclub before. I think I need a guy like this in my crew.

To Steve’s defense, I think everyone should be allowed at least one free pass to urinate wherever you want. If there happens to be people in the way of your piss path, too bad. If the police confront you, just pull out your Free Piss Pass card and walk away laughing. It’s just like Monopoly!

Of course, there is always two sides to every story. Willie Flood, one of Steve’s colleagues, said Steve told her that he spilled a drink and someone thought he was urinating.

Immediately, Willie’s story can be discredited due to the fact that she’s a woman named fucking Willie. Her parents must have hated her. Besides, unless Steve was actually drinking piss, a simple smell/taste check would have determined the origin of the liquid.

Just admit it, Steve. You had been listening to R. Kelly on satellite radio all day and you just really wanted to know what it was like to be on the giving-end of a golden shower. Well, was it worth it? I already know the answer – yes.