I’ve heard more than a few people – especially college girls – defend their alcohol addictions by saying, “I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.” Then, you find them at a different party or bar every night, and they’re doing shit like this:

Already in position to be taken advantage of.

So you’re not an alcoholic, but you’re a drunk. That’s like saying, “I don’t have AIDS, I have HIV. AIDS is more gross.” OK, that may be true, but HIV is no laughing matter either – unless you don’t have it lol.

They say that acloholism runs in the family. That appears to be true for a certain Indiana family. Early Saturday, an Indiana State Police officer pulled over a 24-year-old woman and arrested her for a DUI. The woman also had her 1-year-old son in the minivan with her.

The boy’s father arrived later to get his son, but was also noticeably drunk and promptly arrested for a DUI.

Next on the list of relatives to pick up the boy were his grandparents. When they arrived at the police station, they had both also admitted to drinking very recently. The grandmother was under the legal blood alcohol limit, so she was allowed to drive the child home.

Man, I’d love to see what this family looks like. The grandma sounds kind of hot. No, but seriously, every person should be allowed at least one time in their life to drive as drunk as they want – even if there’s a kid in the car. Wait, I used that joke yesterday in the “Urinating Councilman” story :/