American SuicIDOL
posted on November 12th, 2008 by Dustin at 10:27 pm (EST) with 9 Comments
American Idol judge Paula Abdul had a creepy scare last night. An obsessed fan’s dead body was found in a car parked outside Abdul’s LA home around 6PM. The fan was 30-year-old Paula Goodspeed, who appeared in an American Idol tryout three years ago and was brutally dissed by all of the judges. After watching this video, you’ll understand why her death is being investigated as a suicide lol.
I don’t want to sound like a dick, but it’s probably a good thing that Paula Goodspeed is dead. With those crazy braces on her teeth, sooner or later, she was absolutely going to tear through some poor guy’s cock like a chainsaw. Even FOX’s subtitles agreed with me:
And since I’m trying to be a nicer person, I have to end this article by saying at least one nice thing about Paula Goodspeed.
UPDATE: It has been confirmed that Paula Goodspeed did commit suicide via overdosing on prescription medication. Furthermore, this was actually the second time Goodspeed had overdosed in front of Abdul’s house. Last year, cops unfortunately found her body in time to save her. Well, kudos for doing it right this time!
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Comment from Chung
Time November 13, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Wow.
Comment from blackhand
Time November 13, 2008 at 7:28 pm
what is it with people thinking there all that????
Comment from brandon
Time November 14, 2008 at 4:33 pm
LMAO at the title of the post… whatcha been doing lately man? It\’s not the same here w/o you!
Comment from Holly
Time November 15, 2008 at 3:09 pm
hahaha I knew you would have something to say about this….
=]
i don’t even find it said I laughed when I saw it on the news.
Comment from Lucy
Time November 16, 2008 at 1:42 pm
This is actually pretty funny lol
Comment from loki
Time November 21, 2008 at 4:51 am
Even committing suicide she held the attention of the world for a mere few minutes before being forgotten……again.
I will give her props for putting on a better show this time
great finale.
Comment from Smee
Time November 13, 2008 at 8:30 am
Oooh, maybe they’ll finally take the hint and take the train wreck they call American Idol off the air.