Happy Monday! Eh, just kidding, there’s nothing that great about today – or Monday’s in general. Unless you win the lottery on a Monday, you might as well just stay home and jerk off all day because Mondays are meh.

I can officially start using the word “meh.” Dictionary publisher HarperCollins has announced that they will be adding “meh” to their 30th anniversary edition, due out next year.

Thousands of 13-year-olds who spend their lives online use this word all the time, although I often see it used incorrectly. Meh is an expression of indifference or boredom. For instance:

“Hey John, I fucked your mom last night. Meh.”

The “meh” at the end of that sentence helps to emphasize to John that fucking his mom wasn’t really all that great.

An incorrect example of using the word “meh,” is:

IM from LipstickBarbieGrrrl: “OMG mah bf got meh backstage passes to Nickelback.”

First of all, what the fuck is wrong with you? Nickelback is one of the shittiest bands ever to shit in my ears. Secondly, “meh” takes more letters to spell than “me,” so why not just spell it correctly? If you spell like this in online conversations, it’s not cute. It makes you look like a dickass.

Maybe next year HarperCollins will listen to my requests to add “dickass” to the dictionary.