Sidecarsally, old man
posted on November 17th, 2008 by Dustin at 7:14 pm (EST) with 15 Comments
Well, I don’t have any gray pubes yet, but I’m getting close. This weekend, I celebrated my 25th birthday by drinking profusely.
I wasn’t even drunk yet.
Saturday night, The All-American Rejects had just played a show down the street, so they came out after and even let us drink on their tab. I’m an opportunist, so I took full advantage of this.
One thing I learned in elementary school, don’t act more drunk than the people who’s tab you’re drinking on. It’s disrespectful and makes you look like a cheap asshole, and a drunk. Luckily, Tyson from AAR set the bar pretty high, so I was free to get hammered.
I’m a lot taller than it looks. I just couldn’t stand by this point.
All in all, I’d say this was one of my best birthdays ever. I got a new coat, my car insurance went down, I peed on a few people, and smoked a massive amount of wee… cigarettes. Thanks to everyone who came out or sent me birthday wishes!
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Comments
Comment from 34
Time November 17, 2008 at 8:12 pm
happy birthday you douche.
i’m glad you had a good time :]
Comment from camila
Time November 17, 2008 at 8:19 pm
Happy belated birthday hehe
Comment from Mental Case
Time November 17, 2008 at 8:23 pm
Those things in your ears, looks like the dot of a indian woman on steroids.
Comment from Jim Gaudet
Time November 17, 2008 at 11:22 pm
nice, looks like fun. you know what, i am going to new fantasy and picking out a nice girl for you. i will try to get pics, but sometimes they dont like that…
happy birthday
Comment from Rachel Reine
Time November 18, 2008 at 8:44 am
Glad you had a good time 
Comment from Adam
Time November 18, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Happy Birthday dickass. That looks like a hell of a time. Drinking on someone else’s is the way to go!
I like your plugs. Them bitches as tight as my 14 year old fuck buddy…oh wait, nevermind….
Comment from Chung
Time November 18, 2008 at 5:31 pm
Happy belated.
Comment from Alicia
Time November 18, 2008 at 6:28 pm
Im so jealous. I love AAR esp. sexy Tyson. Lucky Lucky. Im glad you had fun. Wish I was there!
Comment from Kimbo!
Time November 18, 2008 at 6:35 pm
Wooooooot.
Comment from Cornflower Blue
Time November 19, 2008 at 8:31 pm
Yeh since when is 25 old what are you a caveman!
Happy Birthday!
Comment from alaina blaiiiir
Time November 24, 2008 at 6:24 pm
happy birthday fagbag,
you’re sexy as hell
and i think we should shag
Comment from Lucy
Time November 24, 2008 at 8:38 pm
Happy late birthday hun 
Comment from me!
Time November 17, 2008 at 7:53 pm
i like the first picture because it makes you look like you have some wild hair!
oh and happy belated birthday! i shall send you a greeting soon that i am sure will have to do with a penis
8=========================D
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