Paris Hilton’s vagina, vacant again
Stop the presses and call the fuckin’ National Guard! Paris Hilton is single and looking to spread her crabs around Hollywood again. Before I continue, I’ll bet most of you can’t even tell me the name of her latest ex. However, it would be much easier to name at least one of her ex-boyfriends. That’s because cancer doesn’t kill as many people a year as Paris fucks.
Paris Hilton was born in the doggystyle position.
You know, I don’t really hate Paris. I’m just jealous of all these other guys. It’s like every time I see my window of opportunity to get a date with her, I don’t even have time to check my e-mail before she’s got a new penis in her mouth. When’s it going to be my cock’s turn?
Paris actually managed to stay monopenis for about nine months this time around. So who was this latest guy anyway? Psh, none other than Benji Madden - guitarist of Good Charlotte. If you don’t remember Good Charlotte, they were popular amongst 13-year-old girls back in 2001. Benji also has a defunct clothing line (MADE Clothing) that used to be sold in high-fashion stores like Hot Topic (lol).
Only guys in pop-punk bands can get away with wearing shit like that.
Benji Madden is a has-been, and an ugly one at that. Awhile before that, it was Nick Carter. Are these the kind of guys you like, Paris? Psh. I take back all those times I tugged it to your porno with Rick Salomon. I’m too good for you.
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Dustin @ 3:24 am |
i didn’t know paris had tits like that, wtf.
&agreed. benji is fugly.
Comment by jenvonlove — November 20, 2008 @ 6:03 am
1 Night in Paris, or whatever the fuck it was called, was only entertaining in so much as it showed a stuck-up socialite getting dogged out by a self-absorbed fame-leech. Seriously, I imagine an alligator could give better head.
And she owes her tits in the AIDS picture to gravity and being on all fours (per usual), not to huge-boob DNA.
Now go check out my blog and ripped me a new asshole for sucking so much (like you did Paris).
Comment by Killerwit — November 20, 2008 @ 1:07 pm
“Benji also has a defunct clothing line (MADE Clothing) that used to be sold in high-fashion stores like Hot Topic”
hahaha
Comment by camila — November 20, 2008 @ 2:17 pm
this is a woman that looks like a blond skeleton with a vagina
Comment by Loki — November 21, 2008 @ 2:51 am
i like the use of the word “monopenis.” you’re a true genius with words my friend.
Comment by j-train — November 21, 2008 @ 10:46 am
I heard she sucks at giving head, lol.
Comment by Lucy — November 24, 2008 @ 8:27 pm