Are you scared of creepy, crawly things? Oh man, I hate spiders. I also hate moths. They’re the worst. Hideous, alien-looking bugs. Admit it. Nobody likes moths.

If this gigantic moth flew away, this picture would be illegal.

I just found out yesterday that a new species of moth has been discovered in Finland. It’s a good thing I never had any reason or desire to go there because now I really don’t any reason to. Even worse, these new moths feed on human blood – not strictly – but they’ve got no problem feasting on your precious cells when you’re asleep.

Some insane man is letting this happen to himself.

I really do think we have enough animals that feed off blood. Vampire bats and mosquitoes weren’t sitting around, drinking beers and thinking, “You know, we need another friend.”

This better not be a sign of evolution for more animals to come. The only thing more horrifying than a grizzly bear attack is a vampire grizzly bear attack.