A lot of you are probably going to think I’m a sick person after reading this article. Please, don’t think that. I’d simply like to educate the public on a subject that I find both hilarious and disturbing.

I came across an interesting website the other day and posted a Myspace bulletin about it, including the website’s link. Myspace removed the link from the bulletin, probably because they deemed it “too terrible for anyone to see.”

Since then, I have had dozens of people e-mail me in response to the missing link. I’ll post it below, but first I’ll warn you that it’s a bestiality website.

Q: “But Dustin, what’s bestiality?”
A: Well, Marge, I’m glad you asked that. First of all, the term “bestiality” can mean many things. Your average person probably uses it when describing a sexual act between a human and an animal – usually a male dog or horse.

I’d also like to point out that bestiality is commonly misspelled and mispronounced as B-E-A-S-Tiality. This is wrong, so please stop misusing the word.

Bestiality can also refer to a person acting beast-like, usually in a sexual way. So, if a human male is tearin’ up his wife, going at it caveman style, making grunts and primitive noises, then he is considered to be engaging in bestiality. Basically, just picture your parents when they had sex.

It’s probably just best to refer to an animal-fucker as a zoophile (ZOO-file). A zoophile is a person who has an abnormal fondness for animals, if you know what I mean.

A zoophile is the animal-loving version of Michael Jackson. The zoo is to zoophiles what the Neverland Ranch was to Jackson. The animals don’t have to be young though.

I hope you’re understanding this.

So now that you’re more educated on the subject, stop by http://www.beastiality.es and take a glimpse at your daughter’s future.

And yes, they spelled bestiality wrong in the link too.