Italian bitches be crazy
posted on April 29th, 2009 by Dustin at 1:56 am (EST) with 13 Comments
These days, an engaged-to-be-married man can’t even let a pair of tits rest on his head without it showing up on Facebook the next day.
These situations are unavoidable in life.
That’s what happened to “Antonio M.” of Rome, Italy. His fiancee Valeria was browsing Facebook when she came across a picture of Antonio wearing a large pair of female breasts on his head. She freaked out, called off the wedding, and posted hundreds of paper fliers around Rome, saying this about Antonio:
“At least I have uncovered in time before marrying you that you are a pig traitor!”
Porca is “pig” in Italian, so Orca must be “pig whale.”
Geez, calm down Valeria. So Antonio got some jugs in his face at the strip club. He didn’t necessarily fuck those jugs or the woman they belonged to. Plus, it’s really mean to call someone a pig after all this swine flu hysteria.
You can stay at my place for cheap, Antonio. I’m sorry your girlfriend’s a bitch. You could use a break for awhile, and I could use the extra money to finance my next tattoo: A Patrick Swayze centaur standing in front of two spiraling rainbows.
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Tags: Cheating, Facebook, Italy, Tattoos —
Comments
Comment from Lisa
Time April 29, 2009 at 4:55 pm
In this context, “porca” would actually refer to dirty, so like a dirty traitor haha.
Comment from Maddcowe
Time April 30, 2009 at 11:55 am
That tattoo rules!! Who the hell came up with that? It\’s genius! If I was Mike Tyson I\’d have the Centaur Swayzemeister tattooed on my face instead of that tard tribal shit.
Comment from camila
Time April 30, 2009 at 5:37 pm
oh man, you’re gonna get that for real?
I think she exaggerated :p
Comment from shantz
Time May 1, 2009 at 7:30 am
i cant believe someone would tattoo that on their body, uggh, the world sucks and most people are retarded anyways…
Comment from Lucy
Time May 1, 2009 at 10:54 pm
OH MY GOD LMFAO AT THE TATTOO!
Comment from tomduk
Time May 2, 2009 at 10:49 am
instead of a swayze centaur i would have the cover of the movie roadhouse tattooed on me because roadhouse swayze would kick centaur swayzes ass
Comment from footlong
Time May 2, 2009 at 10:13 pm
i knew swayze was a homo
Comment from scarpo
Time May 3, 2009 at 2:02 am
I enjoy putting titties in my boyfriend’s face…
OH, LOL.
Comment from cketo
Time May 3, 2009 at 8:41 am
It’s a fuking advertising of this italian movie about facebook http://www.feisbum.com/episode.php?id=1
Comment from Dj. G
Time May 5, 2009 at 6:34 pm
that tattoo is just oozing with what-the-fuckery.
Comment from GA Girl
Time April 29, 2009 at 8:42 am
even though i love Patrick Swayze that is a gay ass tat!!! lol.