Getting HIV after having sex with a prostitute would be devastating, but also somewhat expected. But what if you met an attractive, successful woman who didn’t appear to have HIV at all? Should you fuck her? Yes, but wear a condom anyway.

If you ever had the chance to bang one of the girls from the pop group “No Angels,” you can consider yourself lucky… lucky that you don’t have AIDS. Nadja Benaissa, a member of No Angels, was arrested a couple of weeks ago after an ex-lover accused her of giving him HIV.

Thank God the blonde is still clean. I got my eye on her.

According to Wikipedia, Nadja is “facing charges of grievous bodily harm as she is alleged to have had unprotected sex with three people between 2004 and 2006, having not informed them she was HIV positive. At least one of the men later tested positive for HIV, allegedly as a result of having intercourse with her. If found guilty she could face up to 10 years in prison.”

DO NOT confuse No Angels with the similar all-female pop band “All Saints,” from England. You could have sex with these girls all day and not get HIV. As for herpes, I can’t promise anything.

All Saints milked success from the Spice Girls in 1999.

It’s a good thing Nadja’s group is called “No Angels,” instead of “Four Angels,” because nobody would ever believe one of the angels has HIV.

Instead of imprisoning her for 10 years, Nadja should just be tattooed and released back into the wild. She should at least still have the right to fuck other people with HIV, or people who can’t read the warning on her forehead.