You might remember this tasty little morsel from the recent Miss USA pageant:

Just be quiet, so we can stare at your tits.

Carrie Prejean holds the title for Miss California, but was runner-up in the Miss USA pageant after stating her opinion that gay marriage is wrong. She later claimed that her conservative Christian views cost her the crown because she appeared to be a gay-hater – which she hilariously denies.

There’s no denying that Carrie Prejean was innocently sticking to her beliefs. The problem is that her beliefs are based on Christianity, and Christianity is based on a huge steaming pile of shit. People are people – gay or not. If they want to get married, and you want to prevent it, then you’re no better than a slave owner from the 1800s.

“Boooo! Get off the stage, bitch! Not you, Miss USA.”

A recent image of Carrie Prejean has surfaced on the web, and her wholesome Christian girl image is in jeopardy, along with her title of Miss California! She hasn’t lost her crown yet, but the decision to revoke her title is still being considered.

The photo, showing Carrie topless in pink panties, has ruffled the feathers of the directors of the Miss California pageant. In the past, many pageant winners have been stripped of their crowns for various offenses – including underage drinking, nude photos, and drugs.

Let’s see what all the fuss is about:

“Psh, she’s covering her tits. Lame.”

While I wish this picture showed some hardcore beef curtains, it’s still very boner-inducing.

Actually, I can’t even finish this story because I keep looking at that picture.

I’m gonna go jack off now. Have fun guys!