Disclaimer: This post contains a link to some photos that contain mild nudity. More specifically, a naked ass from behind (with the vagina covered by hand) and one exposed breast. You have been disclaimed.

These days, almost everyone takes nude photos of themselves. If you don’t, then you’re either “too old for that kind of stuff”, embarrassed of your body, or so unattractive that nobody else has ever asked to see you naked.

It’s not entirely bad to be an unattractive loser and not take nude photos of yourself. At least you don’t run the risk of having those photos leaked online for the viewing pleasure of millions of perverts. But the only way millions of people would ever see your photos would be if you were famous. When a celebrity’s sex tapes or nude photos get leaked, EVERYONE wants to see it.

Well… except for this one (which was awful, by the way).

Since you are probably not famous, your shit will end up on some amateur porn forum like dumpstersluts.com. Five lonely men will jerk off to your pictures and then the topic of your tits will get buried under the endless incoming supply of nude amateur photos.

It’s a good thing that recording artist Rihanna is famous because when a series of her nude photos got leaked on the Internet this weekend, I found out within minutes. Oops, I mean they’re ALLEGEDLY nude photos of Rihanna.**

**Rihanna’s lawyers have sent a letter to at least one website that published the nude photos, but that website also claimed that the naked woman in the photos was Rihanna. That’s why I have decided to let you judge for yourself. You can check them out HERE.

I wondered how these photos got leaked, and Chris Brown was the first person I thought of. He is even ALLEGEDLY shown in one of the pictures, with a pair of panties ALLEGEDLY belonging to Rihanna.

A rep for Chris Brown denied any involvement in the leaking of the photos.

Meanwhile, another series of photos were also leaked recently, showing singer Cassie Ventura fully nude. In one particularly graphic photo, she is in the “spread eagle” position facing the camera, with her full vagina exposed – looking like it’s ready to eat the camera. If you don’t know who Cassie is, she’s one of P. Diddy’s many protégés, known for her many talents – which now include mastering the 10-second timer on a camera.

I’m still crossing my fingers for nudes of Adele lol.