When is it appropriate for men and women to lose their virginity? Women should wait until marriage before riding the meat rocket. Men, however, should be able to lose their virginity whenever they want. If you have a son who’s old enough to walk, and he’s still a virgin, you better get him started on some sexual education because he could be having sex any day now.

A father in England was arrested after trying to hire a prostitute to have sex with his 14-year-old virgin son.

The unnamed man and his son took to the streets, looking for a whore. They decided on a woman named “Sarah.” She had everything a prostitute should have – a mouth and a pussy. Oh, she also had a badge too because she was an undercover cop.

After his arrest and recent trial, the father was handed a 10-month prison sentence, which was completely suspended due to his outstanding personality. According to MSNBC.com, “Judge Jonathan Teare said he would spare the father jail because of his excellent character and that he believed he did not mean any harm to his son.”

The legal system in England is fucking amazing, isn’t it? A father is considered to have excellent character after trying to buy a hooker for his teenage virgin son. They must not have things like AIDS and syphilis in England.

Are hookers in England really that clean? Someone find out for me. If it’s true, you can fly to London for really cheap if you don’t mind a layover in Iceland.