The California Supreme Court upheld the voters’ decision to re-block gay marriage today.
It’s official. The government hates gay people almost as much as they hated the Natives. “Hey, here’s some civil rights and liberties. Oops, just kidding. We gotta take these back now. It felt nice for a minute though, didn’t it?”
6 out of the 7 Cali Supreme Court judges voted to uphold Proposition 8 and keep gay marriage illegal, meanwhile, other U.S. states are making reverse efforts to finally recognize gay people as equal humans.
Only one judge voted in favor of the gays, but I don’t know who yet. Based on looks alone, I’m guessing it was Chief Justice George because he looks really nice. The other judges look like dicks.
Update: Thanks to reader Rebekah for finding out that it was Moreno, not George, who voted in favor of the gays. He was totally my second choice.
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Posted by Dustin @ 1:35 pm |
I gotta say, George looks like someone I could get along with. I’d like to pass a nice fat joint with that old man.
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Comment by Joe Maka — May 26, 2009 @ 2:05 pm
good dammint i love californiaaaaa!
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Comment by penis — May 26, 2009 @ 2:08 pm
lmao look at george!!
anyway, my uncles live in cali and they been together for 55 years. they got married the day it became legal and were pretty angry when they made it illegal again.
how stupid. reminds me of that women who strangled her little boy , revived him because she changed her mind and then suffocated him again.
hey you should do a blog about that! it was in new mexico a few weeks ago
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Comment by ashley — May 26, 2009 @ 2:12 pm
thats like taking a child to the candy store.
asking him/her to pick something out.
purchasing it.
handing it over.
then taking it back and eatting it.
right there.
eatting it.
gosh that george sure do look fun though.
he makes me smile.
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Comment by Amanda — May 26, 2009 @ 2:43 pm
They all have very stern looks.. Except for George. I agree, he looks rather nice. So are all the people that got married when it was legal now officially “unmarried” or something?
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Comment by courtney! — May 26, 2009 @ 2:50 pm
“Are all the people that got married when it was legal now officially “unmarried” or something?”
No, the 18,000 same-sex marriages that occurred from May to November 2008 are still recognized as valid marriages.
Some supporters of Prop 8 were actually trying to get the Supreme Court to null the existing same-sex marriages!
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Comment by Dustin — May 26, 2009 @ 3:30 pm
Omg, everyone is more interested in George than the whole gay marriage thing. I think gay people should be able to marry who they want. And I also think that George could play Santa Claus this year at Macy’s.
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Comment by Thedancingpickle — May 26, 2009 @ 4:45 pm
Ol man George looks like he might be sitting on something! Oh, and don’t EVER forget, Richard Gere puts gerbils in his butt.
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Comment by footlong — May 26, 2009 @ 10:15 pm
Mannn, I was hoping to snag me a baywatch babe for a wife one day.
I hate laws, they ruin all the good times we could be having.
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Comment by Noxi — May 27, 2009 @ 12:57 am
For the record, it was Moreno who “voted in favour of the gays’. Not the lovely-looking George.
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Comment by Rebekah — May 27, 2009 @ 7:08 am
Thanks Rebekah. I updated it
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Comment by Dustin — May 27, 2009 @ 7:27 am
George is my homie!
California pisses me off.
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Comment by Lucy — May 27, 2009 @ 6:34 pm
marriage is ass painful, ass reaming anyway!
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Comment by nutsack — June 1, 2009 @ 3:33 am
marriage is gay anyway
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Comment by asshole — June 1, 2009 @ 3:38 am
I really like Moreno’s hair. I want to touch it. Since I am female, that is completely acceptable.
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Comment by The Beautiful Kind — June 19, 2009 @ 11:40 pm