Nay, ’tis not a very gay day for the gay
posted on May 26th, 2009 by Dustin at 1:35 pm (EST) with 15 Comments
The California Supreme Court upheld the voters’ decision to re-block gay marriage today.
It’s official. The government hates gay people almost as much as they hated the Natives. “Hey, here’s some civil rights and liberties. Oops, just kidding. We gotta take these back now. It felt nice for a minute though, didn’t it?”
6 out of the 7 Cali Supreme Court judges voted to uphold Proposition 8 and keep gay marriage illegal, meanwhile, other U.S. states are making reverse efforts to finally recognize gay people as equal humans.
Only one judge voted in favor of the gays, but I don’t know who yet. Based on looks alone, I’m guessing it was Chief Justice George because he looks really nice. The other judges look like dicks.
Update: Thanks to reader Rebekah for finding out that it was Moreno, not George, who voted in favor of the gays. He was totally my second choice.
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Comment from penis
Time May 26, 2009 at 2:08 pm
good dammint i love californiaaaaa!
Comment from ashley
Time May 26, 2009 at 2:12 pm
lmao look at george!!
anyway, my uncles live in cali and they been together for 55 years. they got married the day it became legal and were pretty angry when they made it illegal again.
how stupid. reminds me of that women who strangled her little boy , revived him because she changed her mind and then suffocated him again.
hey you should do a blog about that! it was in new mexico a few weeks ago
Comment from Amanda
Time May 26, 2009 at 2:43 pm
thats like taking a child to the candy store.
asking him/her to pick something out.
purchasing it.
handing it over.
then taking it back and eatting it.
right there.
eatting it.
gosh that george sure do look fun though.
he makes me smile.
Comment from courtney!
Time May 26, 2009 at 2:50 pm
They all have very stern looks.. Except for George. I agree, he looks rather nice. So are all the people that got married when it was legal now officially “unmarried” or something?
Comment from Dustin
Time May 26, 2009 at 3:30 pm
“Are all the people that got married when it was legal now officially “unmarried” or something?”
No, the 18,000 same-sex marriages that occurred from May to November 2008 are still recognized as valid marriages.
Some supporters of Prop 8 were actually trying to get the Supreme Court to null the existing same-sex marriages!
Comment from Thedancingpickle
Time May 26, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Omg, everyone is more interested in George than the whole gay marriage thing. I think gay people should be able to marry who they want. And I also think that George could play Santa Claus this year at Macy’s.
Comment from footlong
Time May 26, 2009 at 10:15 pm
Ol man George looks like he might be sitting on something! Oh, and don’t EVER forget, Richard Gere puts gerbils in his butt.
Comment from Noxi
Time May 27, 2009 at 12:57 am
Mannn, I was hoping to snag me a baywatch babe for a wife one day.
I hate laws, they ruin all the good times we could be having.
Comment from Rebekah
Time May 27, 2009 at 7:08 am
For the record, it was Moreno who “voted in favour of the gays’. Not the lovely-looking George.
Comment from Lucy
Time May 27, 2009 at 6:34 pm
George is my homie!
California pisses me off.
Comment from asshole
Time June 1, 2009 at 3:38 am
marriage is gay anyway
Comment from The Beautiful Kind
Time June 19, 2009 at 11:40 pm
I really like Moreno’s hair. I want to touch it. Since I am female, that is completely acceptable.
Comment from Joe Maka
Time May 26, 2009 at 2:05 pm
I gotta say, George looks like someone I could get along with. I’d like to pass a nice fat joint with that old man.