Eminem/Bruno 69 on MTV Movie Awards
posted on June 1st, 2009 by Dustin at 8:29 pm (EST) with 14 Comments
The 2009 MTV Movie Awards were last night. Twilight won most of the awards, including Best Movie of the Year, which means that America officially fails. I’m not saying it was a horrible movie, but if you really thought Twilight was the best movie of the year, then you’re a dick. VAMPIRES DO NOT SPARKLE IN THE SUNLIGHT!
One major highlight of last night’s show was when this happened:
In a supposed publicity stunt at the 2009 MTV Movie Awards, Sacha Baron Cohen appeared as “Bruno” to present the award for Best Male Performer. Dressed as a winged angel wearing a jockstrap and white go-go boots, he was suspended on wires and “flew” over the audience towards the stage.
However, before he made it to the stage, he “fell” and landed on rapper Eminem, with his head in Eminem’s lap and his anus in front of Eminem’s face. Eminem reacted in an angry manner, clearly shouting “You serious?” and “Get this motherfucker off me!” with the live censors unable completely block the profanity in his outburst until they completely cut off the audio.
As a result of the stunt, Eminem stormed out of the show and didn’t return. Zac Efron, who won the award, commented on this in his acceptance speech by saying “That was weird. That is the coolest way I’ve ever been called up to win one of these.” – Wikipedia
Within minutes, the Internet was buzzing with people asking, “Was it staged? Did Eminem really get angry and storm out, or was it all a joke?” But before the truth could be confirmed, people were bashing Eminem: “He’s a bitch! He can dish it out, but can’t take it!”
It was as if everyone expected Eminem to spread Bruno’s butt cheeks and starting munching his asshole like a pie eating contest at the fair. I mean, that’s what I would’ve done, and I’m not even gay!
It didn’t take long for Scott Aukerman, head writer for the Movie Awards, to reveal the truth on his awesome blog:
“Yes, the Bruno/Eminem incident was staged.” -Scott Aukerman
There you go, everyone. Now you can move on with your lives.
Thanks, Scott. I was getting annoyed of people asking me too!
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Comments
Comment from Autumn
Time June 1, 2009 at 9:13 pm
hahaha good god.
Comment from Hoof Hearted?
Time June 1, 2009 at 9:20 pm
I would have liked it better if it had been Kanye..and it had been UNSTAGED. Kanye needs to be teabagged more then anyone on the planet.
Comment from steF
Time June 1, 2009 at 9:44 pm
I don’t think Eminem was in on it at all. I think Sacha was the only one that knew about it, give or take a few people to control what was happening to him while he was up there.
First of all, Sacha is a genius. This is totally something he could come up with, without including a shit ton of people.
Second, Eminem absolutely despises gay people. He is a huge homophobe.
You really think someone could talk him into letting some guy shove his balls in his face on TV?
They picked the one person who would get the most pissed off to get the best reaction they possible could.
Also, no one is ever in on his stunts and jokes.. that is the whole point of his ‘act’, to get peoples’ real reactions.
I have heard a few people say things like, well the camera guys knew right where to shoot.. um.. that is their job?
They may have been in on it but there is no way Eminem was.
He stormed out of there like the pussy bitch he is. I’ll never believe it was staged unless Eminem himself admits to it.
I hope christina aguilera is laughing right now..
Comment from Dustin
Time June 1, 2009 at 10:10 pm
Well Stef, you’re actually completely wrong lol.
Eminem knows who Sacha is and thought the idea was hilarious. He went along with it like a complete sport and played it cool. It was beautiful.
Just because you have something against Eminem doesn’t mean you gotta be a hater 
Comment from Maxscene
Time June 1, 2009 at 11:26 pm
i would bet $100 that shit wasnt staged… im sure theyre just saying that because it turned into a huge thing!!
funny shit tho!
Comment from Dustin
Time June 1, 2009 at 11:29 pm
What is wrong with you people?
THE WRITER OF THE SHOW SAID IT WAS ALL REHEARSED!!!
Jesus FUCK!
Comment from GA Girl
Time June 2, 2009 at 8:36 am
i love eminem!! ♥
Comment from staygold_
Time June 2, 2009 at 11:32 am
Haha, I love Eminem. It totally was staged, like you said. There’s no way it wasn’t.
Comment from steF
Time June 2, 2009 at 12:26 pm
haha i don’t really have anything against eminem. he’s pretty much a genius too in his own way.
i just don’t believe everything i hear. for all we know that guy could have said that to shut everyone up
i still believe it was half-staged
8================D
Comment from Dustin
Time June 2, 2009 at 12:35 pm
You totally have something against Eminem. I can see it in your eyes, and you’re lying.
He’s also not a gay-hating homophobe AT ALL. He raps about homosexuals all the time because they are fun to make gross rhymes about. He even raps about HIMSELF being gay – which he’s obviously not.
If you want to take his lyrics literally, he’s also a murderer and a rapist lol.
Come on Stef, you’re smarter than that. But then again, you ARE from Florida *whistle*
Comment from Kyle :p
Time June 2, 2009 at 1:15 pm
IT WASNT STAGED!!!!! EMINEM WAS OBVIOUSLY ANGRY DONT YOU SEE!?!?!? WATCH THE VIDEO!!! EMINEM IS HURTFUL!
jkjk hahah even if you don’t believe the writer, if Sasha Baron Cohen’s asshole was dropping from the sky on top of you wouldnt you MOVE OUT OF THE WAY? Eminem definitely had time to get two seats away, at least. :p
Comment from me!
Time June 2, 2009 at 10:22 pm
oh hush! (:
i don’t hate him but i don’t love him. he’s extremely talented, i’d hang out and smoke a fat blunt with him but i bet he can be an ass..
whateva!
haha and for some reason i just noticed what you titled this post. nice.
Comment from The Beautiful Kind
Time June 19, 2009 at 11:35 pm
Godammit, the vid is no longer available. Good thing you gave a play by play description for us pop culturally starved people.
Comment from dana
Time June 1, 2009 at 8:42 pm
i hope he washed first