Did she want the ****ing stars, or not?
posted on June 19th, 2009 by Dustin at 12:49 pm (EST) with 33 Comments
Meet 18-year-old Cunty McMasterson. She just got 56 stars tattooed on her face.
Sweet, huh? No.
Her name isn’t really Cunty, but she’s from Belgium, so you wouldn’t be able to pronounce her real name anyway.
Cunty is suing her tattooist for £10,000, claiming that she only wanted 3 stars tattooed under her left eye. Instead, she got 56 stars in the shape of the number 3.
According to her, she fell asleep while getting inked and woke up looking like the galaxy blew a load on her face.
“I think he didn’t understand what I wanted,” explained Cunty. “He spoke only fractured English and French. But I explicitly said in my native tongue, French, and also in a little bit of English when he looked confused, that I wanted three little stars only near my left eye.”
But there’s two sides to every story. According to the tattooist, it was very clear what Cunty wanted:
“I maintain that she absolutely agreed that I tattoo those 56 stars on the left side of her face. A witness has already been questioned by police, and she confirms it. The trouble all started when she went home and her father and boyfriend threw a fit. They are saying things now like I doped her or hypnotised her. What rubbish!”
Tattoist/Freakshow and Cunty (nice belt rofl)
I hate this my-word-against-yours bullshit. Here’s the truth: You can’t fall asleep while getting your FACE tattooed. You just can’t. It’s impossible. Cunty wanted all 56 stars and now she feels like an asshat.
Many of us have tattoos that we regret. I should’ve never got “Ricky Martin wuz here” tattooed right next to my anus. My colorectal surgeon probably thinks I’m a queer now.
Instead of complaining about her regrettable tattoos, Cunty should just tell people she’s from the future. Everybody has facial tattoos in the future.
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Tags: Belgium, Ricky Martin, Tattoos, Tragedy —
Comments
Comment from Leah
Time June 19, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Diggin’ the sexy belt. ‘Cept nawt.
Comment from claire
Time June 19, 2009 at 1:35 pm
yeah, she’s just being a bitch. everyone has a tattoo that they regret…but to avoid getting bitched out by anyone, people just shouldn’t get face tattoos at all. what a dumb cunt.
Comment from dan
Time June 19, 2009 at 2:32 pm
i dont know how she could sleep through that many tatoos.oh well no sence no feelings
Comment from Peter
Time June 19, 2009 at 2:36 pm
as much as i liked this article, i think i liked the google ad for pro tattoo kits. just makin it easier for everyone to have regrettable tattoos hahaha.
Comment from Tod
Time June 19, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Your first mistake was going to have a tattoo dont by a guy that looks like that… someone who does that to himself, has some serious issues. I wouldnt want to have my body near him, let alone in the same room as that fruit. And yes, i do have tattoos myself
Comment from karl
Time June 19, 2009 at 3:17 pm
No way did that dumb bitch fall asleep getting that many tattoos on her face. She obviously thought she was braver and more independant than she actually is then lost her bottle when her boyfriend told her she looked like a 6 yr olds bedroom ceiling.
By the way, why the fuck would any tattoo artist “drug or hypnotise” her then cover her face with well drawn stars, he would have scribbled all over the cunts face. Then drew a massive pair of balls.
Comment from jiggybean
Time June 19, 2009 at 3:20 pm
I was sure that i saw a vid yesterday that said she did want the stars on her face, not that she didn’t. This girl is a lair! There is NO WAY you can fall asleep getting a tattoo, especially on your FACE. First of all, it hurts. It’s not like drawing on yourself with a marker, it’s a needle going in and out of your flesh very fast. Second, the tattoo artist has to continuously wipe the area he is working, in this case, her face, to wipe away blood and excess ink. Third, the gun is VERY loud. Being on your face right next to your ear, there is no way you would be able to sleep through that. What about the vibrations from the gun? The man hands pulling the skin on her face? This girl was just dumb, and after it was done and over with she finally realized it.
Comment from yarr
Time June 19, 2009 at 3:24 pm
actually it’s Dutch, not French
the native language i mean
Comment from Paul
Time June 19, 2009 at 3:33 pm
lol.
Comment from Nick
Time June 19, 2009 at 3:50 pm
cuntish, that is.
Comment from mike
Time June 19, 2009 at 5:38 pm
shoulda gone ultra violet.
Comment from Alan
Time June 19, 2009 at 5:43 pm
@ Tod: Rouslan (the artist) is actually a pretty nice guy from what i hear. just learn to be more accepting of people, makes life easier.
and the dumb bitch got what she asked for, she shoud shut the fuck up and accept it.
Comment from Dwindle
Time June 19, 2009 at 6:57 pm
Seeing as how she was already ugly as dogshit to begin with, I don’t see her complaint. Anything that draws away from her natural hideousness is by definition, art.
Comment from Maddcowe
Time June 19, 2009 at 9:24 pm
She looks like some shithead from outerspace. She’s lying, because if she had really fallen asleep she’d have woken up with jizz all over her face. She is sexy though – her belt buckle told me.
What happens when that retard tattooist has to blow his nose? What a goopy mess.
Comment from Jeni
Time June 19, 2009 at 9:53 pm
It is possible to fall asleep while your face is being inked. I did, but I also had a LOT to drink. Some people, like me, find it relaxing. I know its weird. However, this girl is full of it. She know what she was doing and if she wasn’t completely sure the guy understood what she wanted she should have gone somewhere else. What a dumbass.
Comment from Kevin
Time June 19, 2009 at 10:28 pm
You guys are a blast! I haven’t laughed out loud while reading in quite a while. That is one of the funniest articles I have ever read… Ricky Martin was here… thats freakin hilarious!
I love people. Really. I would get every one of your faces tattooed on my ass if it wasn’t already covered in stars 
Comment from Euphobic
Time June 19, 2009 at 10:32 pm
On top of it all … If you have ever gotten a tattoo you know, most artist show you before hand where the tattoo will be placed. They trace it on paper, place it on your skin & you go … hum a little to the left & what not …..
Comment from Lucy
Time June 19, 2009 at 10:36 pm
Holy shit that girl is a dumb ass.
Woooooooooow.
People and their bullshit these days.
Comment from Adam
Time June 19, 2009 at 11:46 pm
I really hope the judge that hears this case has been inked. NOBODY who’s had a tattoo gun hit their skin will believe that a girl fell asleep while having stars tattooed on her face. Not only is it loud and painful, that was not a short procedure, that took a few hours.
Comment from Isa
Time June 19, 2009 at 11:54 pm
She’s a fucking liar.
Comment from Cyclonus
Time June 20, 2009 at 12:07 am
Man she is dumb. I thought the artist asks where you want the tattoo. Then applies the outline to your skin. But it all comes down to her word against his. Thats why you always bring someone when you get inked you stupid CUNT. She should of got a cock going into her mouth.
Comment from Ugly
Time June 20, 2009 at 1:25 am
She should just get the rest of her face tattooed.
Comment from El Mac
Time June 20, 2009 at 2:03 am
she’s lying through her teeth. dumb bitch got what she asked for and had a fit of remorse afterwards. too late to cry now, but I’ll fuck you, if no one else will.
Comment from You Are An Idiot
Time June 20, 2009 at 10:35 am
If you wanted tats in the first place on your face… and you’re only 18? Good luck getting a decent job. Plus, how the hell do you fall asleep while getting tattooed ON THE FACE. I bet you anything she’s lying because she was UNDER THE INFLUENCE. Duh.
Comment from Laura
Time June 20, 2009 at 11:43 am
Actually I believe they speak Flemmish and French in Belgium depending on where you’re from.
Comment from footlong
Time June 20, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Tha tattoo guy looks just like Dustin but from the future.
Comment from Don V
Time June 21, 2009 at 12:58 pm
I wonder what kind of anti-biotic regimen the tattooist needs to stay on to keep from going totally septic. Although I’d give $5 to watch him chug something carbonated and try to keep his shirt dry.
Man – if your Ricky Martin tat makes you seem like teh queerz my “Park Big Rigs Here” lower back tat (with the large arrow pointing down) must really make folks wonder….
Comment from Megron
Time June 27, 2009 at 2:40 pm
umm.. for those people who say it’s impossible for someone to fall asleep during a tattoo… ive worked in tattoo shops for six years of my life and it is QUITE possible. I fell asleep when i was getting my hips done and my back, ive seen other people fall asleep.
not that this girl fell asleep with someone tattooing her motherfucking FACE, but it is possible to fall asleep..
also, that girl is an idiot for getting anything tattooed on her face at 18, let alone that monstrosity
Comment from Catherine
Time September 23, 2009 at 3:15 pm
I think the stars look awesome. It’s her face that is hideous.
Comment from paulights
Time October 22, 2009 at 5:42 am
in some articles CUNTY admitted that she just made up the i-was-asleep thing reason because her dad gotten crazy mad when he saw her stupid tattooes. poor tattoo artist for having the bad publicity, but thats only for stupids’ view points. because i my self has a small star tattoo and i can say that its not easy to fall asleep given that MINE IS ONLY LESS THAN 1X1 STAR, what more with two to 56 can she fall asleep, yeah, u might be real damn drunk then, but thats another story.
i think, she tought it was cool, but was mistaken.i like tattoos in my body and more in the future, but i dont think i will ever want to have tiny one on my face like that stupid 18-year old. she should’ve tried henna tattoo and think about it.but i dont think she ever thought about it cuz shes stupid as stated.
but if i were here i wouldnt have lasered, better have tats than scars (of stupidity)
Comment from iLan
Time February 7, 2010 at 1:22 pm
Shame on her for choosing to get that stupid s**t in her face… Shame on him for agreeing to put it there. At some point, as an experienced tattoo artist, you need to just say to yourself “Hmmm, this girl has no tattoos and is looking to get a bunch of STARS tattooed on HER FACE. Maybe, that’s not such a good idea, and I should try to talk her out of it, because she clearly has no idea what she’s doing, and this may in fact ruin her life”
Seriously, all blame goes to her from my standpoint, but he should be ashamed of himself for agreeing to put that on her face.
Comment from stuffsticks
Time June 19, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Watch the video about it and you see that she even stood for a photo for the tattooist after..
ye if i was pissed and didn’t want it would i really stand around to be photographed????