She definitely wanted the stars
posted on June 24th, 2009 by Dustin at 12:09 am (EST) with 12 Comments
Last week, I wrote about the 18-year-old girl from Belgium who “fell asleep” while getting a few stars tattooed on her face, and woke up with half of her face covered in stars. If you recall, her name was Cunty McMasterson. As it turns out, Cunty wanted those tattoos. All 56 of ‘em.
“I asked for 56 stars and initially adored them, but when my father saw them, he was furious, so I said I fell asleep and that the tattoist had made a mistake,” Cunty told a Dutch TV crew.
“This is my sad face.”
Seriously though, none of us have the right to judge Cunty. We’ve all blamed other people for our mistakes. For instance, one time I shat the bed and blamed it on the cat. It worked too because I was a little kid and my turds were really small like cat poop.
Yay for the truth!
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Comments
Comment from The Beautiful Kind
Time June 24, 2009 at 2:33 am
Wow. I hope she never breeds – she might drive her kids into a lake and claim a black man abducted them.
Comment from dr. flavor
Time June 24, 2009 at 2:59 am
She got the stars on face so it would look less like her ass.
Comment from footlong
Time June 24, 2009 at 12:21 pm
I found out the REAL truth about this bitch-Captain America blew some Justice Juice on her face! And YES she WANTED it.
Comment from Don V
Time June 24, 2009 at 2:02 pm
She\’s got plenty of face left for the rest of the Lucky Charms symbols – perhaps she can turn this into a life-long Marketing Win.
Comment from Lucy
Time June 24, 2009 at 8:05 pm
Comment from blackhand341
Time June 25, 2009 at 4:49 pm
watch someone is gonna start a gang with a 3 made out of 56 stars and shes gonna feel like an idiot…. on that remark…
Comment from Jenn
Time June 27, 2009 at 1:13 pm
I really like the tattoos!! It is very unique and whats wrong with it?
Comment from Ploum
Time October 5, 2009 at 5:52 pm
Her name is not Cunty McMasterson ! Google is your friend …
Comment from Dustin
Time October 5, 2009 at 7:04 pm
I have another friend besides Google. His name is SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Comment from yh
Time June 24, 2009 at 1:39 am
id say to hell with my dad if my name was Cunty.
also the game