Last week, I wrote about the 18-year-old girl from Belgium who “fell asleep” while getting a few stars tattooed on her face, and woke up with half of her face covered in stars. If you recall, her name was Cunty McMasterson. As it turns out, Cunty wanted those tattoos. All 56 of ‘em.
“I asked for 56 stars and initially adored them, but when my father saw them, he was furious, so I said I fell asleep and that the tattoist had made a mistake,” Cunty told a Dutch TV crew.
“This is my sad face.”
Seriously though, none of us have the right to judge Cunty. We’ve all blamed other people for our mistakes. For instance, one time I shat the bed and blamed it on the cat. It worked too because I was a little kid and my turds were really small like cat poop.
Yay for the truth!
| Comments (12) |
Posted by Dustin @ 12:09 am |
id say to hell with my dad if my name was Cunty.
also the game
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Comment by yh — June 24, 2009 @ 1:39 am
Wow. I hope she never breeds – she might drive her kids into a lake and claim a black man abducted them.
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Comment by The Beautiful Kind — June 24, 2009 @ 2:33 am
She got the stars on face so it would look less like her ass.
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Comment by dr. flavor — June 24, 2009 @ 2:59 am
I found out the REAL truth about this bitch-Captain America blew some Justice Juice on her face! And YES she WANTED it.
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Comment by footlong — June 24, 2009 @ 12:21 pm
JUSTICE JUICE lol.
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Comment by Dustin — June 24, 2009 @ 12:31 pm
She\’s got plenty of face left for the rest of the Lucky Charms symbols – perhaps she can turn this into a life-long Marketing Win.
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Comment by Don V — June 24, 2009 @ 2:02 pm
ha ha oh wow :/
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Comment by asholay — June 24, 2009 @ 4:14 pm
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Comment by Lucy — June 24, 2009 @ 8:05 pm
watch someone is gonna start a gang with a 3 made out of 56 stars and shes gonna feel like an idiot…. on that remark…
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Comment by blackhand341 — June 25, 2009 @ 4:49 pm
I really like the tattoos!! It is very unique and whats wrong with it?
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Comment by Jenn — June 27, 2009 @ 1:13 pm
Her name is not Cunty McMasterson ! Google is your friend …
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Comment by Ploum — October 5, 2009 @ 5:52 pm
I have another friend besides Google. His name is SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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Comment by Dustin — October 5, 2009 @ 7:04 pm