Crystal Defanti is a 5th grade teacher at Isabelle Jackson Elementary in Northern California. She wanted to do something special for her students on their last day of school this year, so she compiled a bunch of video memories of the school year and burned them onto a DVD. All of her 24 students were sent home for the summer with the DVD.

Unfortunately, she made a little mistake in the editing process, and somehow spliced in a 6-second clip of her having sex on a couch.

CBS News aired the clip, but not before enjoying it first, then censoring it.

Ms. Defanti was first notified of the mistake when a student’s parent called her. Immediately, she contacted all of the parents and asked them to return or destroy the DVDs — to which every father replied, “Oh yeah, don’t worry. I’ll destroy it. Right after I’m done with it.”

The only problem with a 6-second porn clip, is that you have to keep playing it on an endless loop. This is very frustrating to do when you have one hand full of sausage.

As for Defanti’s teaching career, “The Elk Grove Unified School District says they are investigating, but legal experts say it’s unlikely that the teacher will lose her job.“

Oh, I’m sure they’re INVESTIGATING it alright. Investigating it with some lube.

“Even mommy and daddy can watch this one — after you go to bed.”

If anyone can find the uncensored sex clip, please edit it so it loops for about… 3 minutes, and then upload it in the 18+ section of the Sidecarsally Forums. I’ll be waiting.