OMFG WE HAVE THE SAME NAME LOL
posted on July 20th, 2009 by Dustin at 7:12 pm (EST) with 12 Comments
Nothing annoys me more than a young couple being joined together in marriage.
You want to get married? Fine, it’s your choice (obviously) — just don’t ask for my blessings because I already foresee your future. It goes like this: Kids, Depression, Divorce, Suicide.
Meet Kelly Hildebrandt and Kelly Hildebrandt. Yes, they have the same name, but they aren’t related. At least, I hope not because they’re engaged to be married soon.
24-year-old Kelly Hildebrandt (left) and 20-year-old Kelly Hildebrandt (right).
According to the NY Daily News, the female Kelly goes by “Kelly girl” and her groom-to-be is known as “Kelly boy” or simply Kelly. On Sidecarsally, they’re known as Anus 1 and 2.
One day, Kelly girl searched her own name on Facebook to see if there were any other Kelly Hildebrandts. She came across Kelly boy’s profile and sent him this message:
“Hi. We had the same name. Thought it was cool.” The rest is history.
8 months later, they got engaged to be married. A fuckin’ fairy tale if I’ve ever heard one.
HEY I’M GONNA MARRY SOMEONE THAT I’VE ONLY KNOWN FOR 8 MONTHS BECAUSE THEY HAVE THE SAME NAME AS ME AND WE GET ALONG REALLY WELL, THEREFORE WE MUST BE IN LOVE AND SHOULD GET ENGAGED RIGHT AWAY.
Girls that wear camo hats are destined to be perma-pregnant.
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Tags: Fail, Kelly Hildebrandt, Marriage, Tragedy —
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Comment from :)
Time July 20, 2009 at 7:53 pm
hahaha he\’s not hatin\’ he\’s telling the fucking truth.
Comment from Belcher
Time July 20, 2009 at 7:58 pm
Love has no concrete definition – it’s subjective. So, consequently, you are a moron-douche.
Comment from Dustin
Time July 20, 2009 at 8:58 pm
“Love has no concrete definition – it’s subjective. So, consequently, you are a moron-douche.”
Haha, that sounds exactly like something a 17-year-old pregnant married girl would say!
Comment from cortnie
Time July 21, 2009 at 8:25 am
I got married when I was 18 to my 18yr old B/F that I had known for 7 months and lived with for 2 months. We have been married 7 years and have a 5 year old daughter… It usually doesnt work and we were pretty stupid to get married so young BUT we are very happy (and we have Looots of sex!!LOL)
Comment from Shannon
Time July 21, 2009 at 11:29 am
Wow. People are totally ridiculous.
Comment from Chelle
Time July 21, 2009 at 11:56 am
He didn’t say when the depression and suicide would take place. Seriously.. 7 months later, 7 years later, 30 years later.. it’s all the same.
Comment from Cock Fogbank
Time July 21, 2009 at 12:05 pm
I am intrigued by the term “moron-douche”. Does such a product exist? What does it do? How does it work? Will my “25% Off any Summer’s Eve product” coupon count towards it’s purchase? Please advise. Concretely, that is.
Comment from Dustin
Time July 21, 2009 at 12:45 pm
I just liked the fact that they hyphenated moron and douche. It’s a completely new word!
Comment from LauriaD
Time July 21, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Damn! I just entered my name into facebook search, and apparently I’m the only one on there with my name…how will I find my soulmate now????
moron-douche…i will be using this daily now, thank you very much!
Comment from Daryl
Time July 21, 2009 at 4:56 pm
hey i\’d keep her perma-impregnated. shes hot and i live in alabama. too bad we have different names. there goes my chance.
Comment from Lucy
Time July 23, 2009 at 1:46 pm
That’s a bit cool, yet it’s still a huge fail lol.
Wish them well though 
Comment from mc tonybee
Time July 20, 2009 at 7:34 pm
hatin