“It’s a hot one, eh?”
posted on July 30th, 2009 by Dustin at 9:45 am (EST) with 9 Comments
Yesterday was the hottest day in Vancouver’s history — 33.8 degrees Celsius. That’s ridiculously hot, but it’s also ridiculous that Canada uses Celsius instead of Fahrenheit. They also use kilometers instead of miles, and produce weird currency with beavers and polar bears printed on it. Canada’s pretty fucked up now that I think about it.
33.8 degrees Celsius is basically a fancier way of saying, “92.84 degrees Fahrenheit.”
It doesn’t matter how you say it though, yesterday was fuckin’ hot in Vancouver. You know something weird is going on when Canada is breaking high-temperature records.
I wrote this article just so I could post this picture of two elderly Vancouverites playing with squirt guns. Afterward, they tried trading secret perogie recipes with each other, but couldn’t remember how many cups of french fries you need to mix with the apples.
“Fuckin’ bitch squirted me in the goddamn eye! What the fuck, Eleanor?”
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Comment from TONY B.
Time July 30, 2009 at 10:02 am
im a gangster fuck everybody
Comment from Dustin
Time July 30, 2009 at 10:18 am
Psh, whatever Gaby. Go fuck a wallaby or something. I’ll show you a brush fire!
Comment from gaby
Time July 30, 2009 at 10:24 am
hahahaha.
Comment from TONY B.
Time July 30, 2009 at 10:43 am
hahahaha california is fucking amazing
i live in san diego, and wow
Comment from patrick
Time July 30, 2009 at 10:58 am
lol how can they bitch about 92 degrees? im from west texas and 92 degrees is a nice fuckin day in my book. we’ve been havin tripple digits for months. im movin to vancouver!
Comment from Don V
Time July 30, 2009 at 10:02 pm
lolz – fairly certain those are both dudes…
And nothing says “beat the heat” like a nice pair of nylon slacks pulled up to the nipples, coupled with a t-shirt and long-sleeve dress shirt.
Sounds like the Canadian equivalent of the Eskimos putting the oldsters outside for the night….
Comment from I WANNA FUCK DUSTIN
Time July 31, 2009 at 2:50 am
92 degrees!!! That’s some pussy ass shit!! Try living in L.A where it’s like 120 every fucken day!. fuck!
Comment from gaby
Time July 30, 2009 at 10:02 am
that’s nothing haha.
last summer in australia we had a whole week where the temp didn’t drop below 37. the highest was 45, that’s when we had those horrible bush fires.
I didn’t step outside my house for 4 days because the heat was too intense.