I don’t talk about her much, but
posted on August 3rd, 2009 by Dustin at 4:55 pm (EST) with 17 Comments
My little sister is in 9th grade and she’s a lesbian. She came out of the closet last year and I was actually surprised because I caught her giving a blowjob to our dog only 2 months before. I guess it must have been a traumatic event for her, but imagine how I felt.
I was angry at our dog for months after that.
Anyway, my little sister is taking an Embroidery class at school and she made this piece of shit the other day. She not only poisoned her classmates’ minds with her nonsensical feminist message, but she got an A+ for doing it!
To everyone in my bitch little sister Lindsey’s class:
Lindsey is recovering from a black eye and a few broken embroidering fingers. Please disregard her message about housework and you’ll make great wives one day.
Bonus: I’m somewhat of an embroidery aficionado. Check out some of my favorites:
A young woman removes her breasts and gives them to a noble knight.
No idea what this one is, but it’s awesome.
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Comments
Comment from Dustin
Time August 3, 2009 at 5:26 pm
I think knitting is more relevant than embroidery because at least you can knit a bong holder 
Comment from Khrystyn
Time August 3, 2009 at 5:39 pm
That picture looks like the teacup from Beauty and the Beast.
Comment from Joe Maka
Time August 3, 2009 at 7:04 pm
The last embroidery makes me think of Alice In Wonderland, which I’m totally seeing the new one completely fucked up! Shit man that’ll be nice.
Comment from TONY B.
Time August 3, 2009 at 7:10 pm
u should post a pic of ur sister
Comment from Dustin
Time August 3, 2009 at 8:57 pm
Her face is too hideous to be captured on film or SD card.
Comment from Don V
Time August 3, 2009 at 9:25 pm
Epic 500th tweet
Comment from Lucy
Time August 3, 2009 at 9:57 pm
Well that’s not really nice Dustin 
I like the boobies one!
Comment from Ashley
Time August 3, 2009 at 11:37 pm
I hate when I can’t detect sarcasm on the internet. BUT this is sidecarsally.com so I would be dumb to believe this.
My grandma can knit. and my brothers and mom are huge pot smokers. Maybe she would knit them a bong holder!! I bet they never even thought of something like that.
Comment from Leah
Time August 4, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Eww Tony sounds like a chester.
Comment from Daniela e.
Time August 4, 2009 at 7:26 pm
You should put a pic from your sis…
Comment from nick
Time August 4, 2009 at 8:04 pm
HE DOESN’T HAVE A FUCKING SISTER YOU DUMB BITCH
Comment from Leah
Time August 4, 2009 at 8:22 pm
A child molester <3
Comment from tyler
Time August 4, 2009 at 9:42 pm
i got me one of them there sisters
you should be happy, we have to make mine blow the dog
Comment from J.C.
Time August 10, 2009 at 12:18 am
Its my penis.
Comment from claire
Time August 3, 2009 at 5:16 pm
what school teaches embroidery classes anymore?
is that even a worthwhile skill nowadays?
like embroider a case for your iPod or some shit