Guitar pioneer Les Paul, dead @ 94
posted on August 13th, 2009 by Dustin at 4:57 pm (EST) with 2 Comments
The following arrrrticle was written by a pirate:
Arr! Today be a sad day fer the world. Guitarrr pioneer Les Paul died, but he lived a long and pros-PARRR-ous life after inventin’ all them fancy electric guitarrrs.
He was ninety-FARRR (94).
Arrr, he was a good lad, not a scallywag like that ol’ Argus Bloodbeard!
Rest in peace, Les Paul. Soon ye be shreddin’ in heaven.
Bonus (not in a pirate voice anymore): Les Paul’s first electric guitar prototype was called “The Log.” That’s another name for a turd. “Hey man, come check out this huge log I shat out. It’s curlin’ out of the toilet, bro!”
Oh, and the pirate forgot to mention Les Paul died of Pneumonia :[
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Tags: Death, Guitars, Les Paul, Logs, Tragedy —
Comments
Comment from Lucy
Time August 14, 2009 at 9:34 pm
I hate pheumonia!
I had it when I was little, it was horrible.
Comment from Vigilante
Time August 13, 2009 at 5:13 pm
and the pillaging of more stars rages on. fuck pneumonia.