If you had a “Three Mile Smile” just thinking about catching Aerosmith live this summer, “Dream On,” dude. You might as well play with the “Toys in the Attic.”

Those were all Aerosmith song titles, if you’re 15-years-old and didn’t know.

Steven Tyler ruined himself during a live performance last week after falling off the stage in South Dakota. He suffered from a head laceration and broken shoulder. He explains:

“I ran out on the cat walk and grabbed my mic to finish the song… I was doing the Tyler shuffle, and then I zigged when I should have zagged — and I slipped, and as I live on the edge … I fell off the edge!” [1]

Living on the edge, my ass. Tyler has a history of exaggerating events like this. He’s a 61-year-old performer that wears more makeup than an Asian prostitute. It was only a matter of time before some mascara dripped in his eye and he fell off the stage.

After thousands of performances, this is only Tyler’s fourth time falling off stage. No longer using cocaine to numb the pain, doctors advised him to take time off to recover.

Tyler’s injury isn’t the first hiccup for the band this summer either.

Aerosmith’s summer tour has been plagued by a rash of injuries and setbacks. Bassist Tom Hamilton missed a few shows due to some unspecified “noninvasive surgery,” guitarist Brad Whitford sat out a number of gigs early in the run after suffering a head injury while exiting his Ferrari, and Tyler was knocked out of a few gigs last month after he sustained an unspecified injury. [1]

I think it’s time for some unplugged sessions, guys.

Bonus: Tyler has a daughter named Mia, who is a well known plus sized model.

Extra bonus nude of her HERE

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