Travel back to August 6th, 2009. You’re a 12-year-old girl leaving a friend’s birthday in Ontario, Canada. Outside your friend’s house, a red van pulls up and a creepy-looking man asks you to get in. Despite endless warnings from your parents about talking to strangers, this guy doesn’t seem so bad — so you enter the van.
Oops, that wasn’t a very good idea because you’re about to get raped now.
The van finally pulls up behind a high school over 30 miles away. The creepy man forces himself on you, tearing your clothes off. A neighbor miraculously hears your cries for help and calls the police, who arrive just in time to find you stumbling around outside, half-naked, as the van peels away.
Your rapist is 32-year-old Stanley Tippett and you’ll never forget his face.
“Heyyyy you guyyyyyyyssss!”
You can stop pretending you’re a 12-year-old girl now, unless you’re enjoying it.
Later that morning, police found Tippett’s red van, but it was abandoned. A search of the van uncovered two condoms — both contained DNA from the victim. That day, Tippett was arrested and charged with kidnapping and sexual assault.
Despite the evidence stacked against him, Stanley Tippett maintains his innocence: He didn’t rape that girl. He was carjacked and dumped out of his own van, where he blacked out. When he regained consciousness, a girl had been raped, and he was the suspect.
Here’s a list of other things that Stanley Tippett “didn’t” do:
1) A 15-year-old girl went missing in 1999. Her remains were found over 4 months later in a ravine near Toronto. Stanley Tippett was her neighbor and the main suspect in the murder investigation, but was not charged because of the lack of forensic evidence.
2) In June 2005, Tippett was convicted of harassing a 25-year-old female neighbor, but he received a suspended sentence.
3) In October 2005, Tippett stalked a 21-year-old woman on numerous occasions, claiming that he worked for the local YMCA and that he wanted to hire her for employment. The woman grew suspicious after calling YMCA — they hadn’t heard of Tippett. She notified police and assisted them in staging a “To Catch a Predator”-type meeting with Tippett. Upon his arrest, a search of his vehicle uncovered duct tape, rope, a jackknife, shears, measuring tape, orange pylons, a hammer and long plastic ties. JESUS!
After the October 2005 incident, Tippett was convicted of criminal harassment and attempted kidnapping, and sentenced to 2 years in prison. The judge said, “You are a stalker. You are a predator.”
The only thing prison rehabilitation did for Stanley Tippett was make him want to become a better rapist, and even that didn’t work. This man is clearly fucked.
It’s probably safe to say that Tippett will be going to prison for much longer than 2 years this time. Only 4 innocent women needed to be raped, murdered, or harassed before the law finally caught up with him. But what about his wife and five kids?
That’s right, it gets better. Tippett is not only married with five children, but he also has a pregnant mistress that he’s engaged to.
Stop spreading your rape babies everywhere, Stanley! I may want to have a daughter one day and I don’t want your kid touching her.
Stanley Tippett’s wife, Natalie, and son (future degenerate rapist).
I just wish he would make up his mind.
Stanley, are you gonna rape and murder little girls, stalk young women, or marry dumpy-lookin’ broads and have babies with ‘em? Pick one and go with it!
| Comments (22) |
Posted by Dustin @ 6:34 pm |
someone needs to buy that baby clothing that fits. oh and fix it’s face.
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Comment by dana — August 25, 2009 @ 7:20 pm
and p.s., who WOULDN’T wanna get into a van with that sexy stud!?
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Comment by dana — August 25, 2009 @ 7:21 pm
So many aspects of this piece make me want to blow lunch all over my laptop. Ugh….
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Comment by Don V — August 25, 2009 @ 7:44 pm
Motherfucker. I want to rape his old virgin asshole until it bleeds rectal cum.
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Comment by eroticbear — August 25, 2009 @ 9:11 pm
Well if you really think about it, if anybody was gonna harrass kidnap rape murder you really couldn’t have gone wrong betting on him. You think he could have picked a better one to keep around though
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Comment by Dre — August 25, 2009 @ 9:30 pm
what kinda person looks at him and goes “Yeah, fuck it, I’ll have kids with you”?
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Comment by footlong — August 26, 2009 @ 9:59 am
What kind of 12-year-old girl looks at him and goes, “Sure, I’ll hop in this van with you”?
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Comment by Dustin — August 26, 2009 @ 11:08 am
Stories like this showcase the true ineffectiveness of most law enforcement. That guy looks like Quasimodo.
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Comment by Shannon — August 26, 2009 @ 12:59 pm
That is just about the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen… poor kid
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Comment by Balls — August 26, 2009 @ 3:54 pm
@shannon yes but we dont go around arresting people for being creepy. we arrest them for sitting to long infront of 7eleven or walking on the wrong side of the road.
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Comment by blackhand341 — August 26, 2009 @ 6:24 pm
I agree with Shannon.
No one does shit abou anything anymore.
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Comment by Lucy — August 29, 2009 @ 7:57 am
jajaja that baby is so gross
some people should be denied the priviledge to have kids
jaja
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Comment by Camila — August 31, 2009 @ 3:11 pm
“Heyyyy you guyyyyyyyssss!”
LMFAO
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Comment by cortnie — September 1, 2009 @ 11:28 am
I’d like to rip his asshole open and shove 5 skateboards up it, then put butter in his deformed eye sockets.
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Comment by eatmyass — September 7, 2009 @ 11:25 am
you people are sick, i mean i agree with you this guy deserves hell and i would love to strip him naked, tie him behind my truck, and drag him through a plowed cornfield, then ligh him on fire but for christs sake leave his wife and kids out of it they didn’t do anything to anybody and are going through enough bullshit without asshats talking shit about them online rip on this prick all you want but ripping on innocent kids is just tacky
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Comment by Erin — September 28, 2009 @ 5:42 pm
You want to torture this man, but you call US sick?
Fuck kids!
Sidecarsally is not the place to go when you want to read about puppy dogs and ballerinas.
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Comment by Dustin — September 28, 2009 @ 5:45 pm
Again what did his kids do to anyone? Did they choose to have a sick pedophile piece of shit as a father? No they did not, so why is it necessary to talk negatively about his kids such as calling the baby in the picture ugly or calling him a “future degenerate rapist” I mean slam Stanley Tippet by all means, he’s the degenerate rapist here, but leave innocent children out of it they did nothing to nobody
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Comment by Erin — September 29, 2009 @ 5:45 pm
So Dustin, fuck kids you say? does it make you feel good to talk shit about innocent children who are going through enough bullshit as it is having a pedophile as a father? were you born an asshole or have you been working at it your whole life? Dickhead!
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Comment by Erin — September 29, 2009 @ 5:49 pm
Erin, i understand see exactly where you’re coming from.. but like he said, you don’t exactly come here to read about some prancing fucking unicorns. of course the kids are innocent, this is just the sick, demented, and twisted humor that this website revolves around and if you can’t take it don’t read it!
you know the darker side of you just fell in love with sidecarsally, don’t fight it! ;o
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Comment by Gaby (Dj. G) — September 29, 2009 @ 6:06 pm
“So Dustin, fuck kids you say? does it make you feel good to talk shit about innocent children who are going through enough bullshit as it is having a pedophile as a father? were you born an asshole or have you been working at it your whole life? Dickhead!”
To answer your first question. Yes, I hate kids. All of them. Talking shit about kids gives me the same euphoric feeling as a doctor would get if he saved a patient’s life.
Your second question: Was I born an asshole or do I have to work at it? The answer is BOTH!
Don’t get mad
It’s just Sidecarsally!
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Comment by Dustin — September 29, 2009 @ 7:24 pm
Well if it’s just humor and as long as your just joking around then no harm done i guess. It’s hard to tell how seriously one means their comments over the internet so if you were just joking around and i took your comment way more seriously then it was ment to be taken then i apologize for going off on y’all. I’ll level with you, my first thought when I saw that picture of his kid was that he looks kind of like something off of lord of the rings(so does his father for that matter). Dustin if you were just joking around then I apologise for going off I just can’t help but feel sorry for his wife and kids, maybe not so much his wife how do you stay married to this freak for 12 years and not have a clue what is going on. Again sorry if i offended anyone just sticking up for the little guy but i’ll always be up for joking around so no worries all is well.
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Comment by Erin — September 30, 2009 @ 8:19 pm
Well maybe if kids weren’t so damn sexy these days….
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Comment by Ben McGrath — January 9, 2010 @ 9:56 pm