The first news headline I saw today was Baby ’smashed into concrete’: witness.

Tyler Bilsborrow was smoking a cigarette outside his Winnipeg home around 4:30AM this morning when he saw what he thought was a woman beating a cat.

When he approached her, the woman staggered off and he realized it was a baby, who was covered in blood, screaming and trying to breathe. [1]

“She had the baby’s face like this and she was smashing it into the concrete,” Bilsborrow told reporters. There was also some kind of cord tied around its neck.

Bilsborrow wrapped the mashed-up baby in his shirt and called 911. It was taken to the hospital and no other details are known about its condition right now.

The woman was arrested a short time later and will most likely be charged with beating the fuck out of a baby. It is believed that she was intoxicated as well.

Good Lord! I’m not saying I condone the brutal torture of anyone, but it’s pretty pathetic to fail at murdering a helpless infant — especially after strangling it and smashing its head into concrete. Drowning them is a lot easier.

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