Massive drug bust fail in Netherlands
posted on September 4th, 2009 by Dustin at 12:51 pm (EST) with 11 Comments
Marijuana smokers, you know this already: Weed is amazing. Everything about it rules — the taste, the smell, the high. If I could, I would make sweet love to a huge pile of it.
People don’t like marijuana for two reasons: 1) They’re assholes. 2) They’re dicks.
NETHERLANDS — Dutch police raided a cannabis farm this week and seized 47,000 plants worth an estimated street value of 6.3 million dollars. However, a little research on the farm would have revealed that it was a legal science experiment conducted by the University of Wageningen.
Outdoor cannabis farm — I would cry joyful tears if I ever came upon this.
Simon Vink, a spokesperson for the university, said the experiment involved testing the suitability of cannabis fibres for the production of textiles, paper and synthetic materials.
“The project had been underway for years and was in its final phase, which would have allowed us to introduced these new fibres to the market. We will probably suffer big losses; we are busy doing the calculations. More than half the plants were destroyed,” Vink said.
The worst part is that the seized and destroyed plants were “unfit for cannabis production due to an extremely low content of THC,” the main psychoactive ingredient in the plant — So even if the university decided to scrap the experiment and sell the weed to a bunch of kids, they probably wouldn’t even get stoned from it!
Can you believe that some people are actually scared of this thing?
The university is “busy talking to the police” about recovering costs. “How about you guys just give us 20 million dollars and then shoot yourselves in the face?”
Cannabis (hemp included) is a wondrous product with endless usability. Ford Motor Company built a hemp plastic car in 1941. Hemp oil can be used to create biofuels to reduce our dependency on fossil fuels. All that, PLUS it gets you high? Jesus!
Bonus: Write a suicide note on hemp paper and then hang yourself with a hemp rope!
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Comments
Comment from Brothertree
Time September 4, 2009 at 1:15 pm
im pretty sure the first model T cars were designed to run on hemp oil as well.
Comment from WileyMunkin
Time September 4, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Wow, whoever wrote this article is awesome! Not only are you funny, but you also smoke herb!!! We need more people like you around! 
Comment from Wendy
Time September 4, 2009 at 2:34 pm
That is such a beautiful sight! If only that was my backyard.
Comment from Ashley
Time September 4, 2009 at 6:10 pm
you heard of the story where some cops went to get a burger, the kid at the take out window put some cannabis in the burgers and when the cops found out they went to get their stomachs pumped cuz they thought it was going to kill them
lmao
Comment from Buds4Life
Time September 4, 2009 at 7:48 pm
more like a military action than a cop action, no warrant???
The first cars were designed to run on alcohol, but the oil barons didn’t want that because they’d be put out of business. So they basically started propaganda that led to prohibition.
The same is true for pot. The forest supplied a lot of paper to print on etc… Pot & Hemp would easily save ALL our trees & cure a lot of illnesses!!! Again, that would put many people out of business, cancer researchers, doctors, nurses, pharmacies & many more.
With legalization, the tax revenues would be huge, enough that we would probably not need to pay income tax anymore.
Here’s the real facts about all this.
http://www.drugwarrant.com/articles/why-is-marijuana-illegal/
By the way marijuana is not illegal in Canada. The law fell, because of Terry Parker on August 31, 2001 & several times over since because of others. They are lying about it to the public, but the proof is out there, just look for it.
Comment from Dustin
Time September 5, 2009 at 1:50 am
I live in Toronto, and from what a police officer told me, weed is ILLEGAL unless used for medicine. 100%
Comment from Buds4Life
Time September 5, 2009 at 8:09 am
“I live in Toronto, and from what a police officer told me, weed is ILLEGAL unless used for medicine. 100%”
Yes that’s what the police will tell you, they don’t know any better. Their bosses & we mean the Attorney General of Canada, have not told them to stop busting people.
However there are people walking away from charges every day, we know this, because three separate people we’ve helped have walked & many others too. We use a dead law kit to fight our charges without lawyers. Section 56 Compassion Club from Toronto used the same fight & won.
It’s sad, but we have to fight the same fight over & over because of the way they manipulate & lie, but Terry is back in court & he’s got a good chance of fixing all of this mess. He killed the law already & we believe he’ll prove it is still dead, once & for all.
Comment from Lucy
Time September 5, 2009 at 2:59 pm
Police are sometimes so fucking stupid.
Comment from Shannon
Time September 5, 2009 at 9:05 pm
Idiots. You have to see this article. Spencer Pratt (who you hate so much) legally changed his name to King. http://www.accesshollywood.com/exclusive-spencer-pratt-to-change-his-name-to-king-spencer-pratt_article_22415
Comment from nikki
Time September 20, 2009 at 1:34 pm
marijuana <3, is basically illegal since it posed a threat to paper companies. in a nutshell, not to mention it\’s beautiful and a daily necessity.
Comment from Vigilante
Time September 4, 2009 at 1:01 pm
Fail. In every sense of the word.