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Jessica Simpson still looking for her dead dog


According to Jessica Simpson, I am an asshole.

If you recall my story from yesterday, Simpson’s dog was eaten by a coyote.

I’m not an asshole, Jessica. You’re a hillbilly bitch with a dick in your brain.

YOUR DOG IS FUCKING DEAD.

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Comment from josh
Time September 17, 2009 at 4:38 pm

has the coyote been the confirmed type of predator? could it have been kirstie allie after she fell off the weight watchers wagon?

Comment from scarpo
Time September 17, 2009 at 4:43 pm

fat hoe, maybe she wanted to eat the dog but the coyote got to it first. NOM NOM NOM

Comment from Maxscene
Time September 17, 2009 at 5:16 pm

Hahahhahahaha she’s such a dummy! Hah and hillbilly indeed.

She’s not going to find that dog. Its ugly anyways!

Comment from Jesse
Time September 17, 2009 at 6:01 pm

hahaha epic fail. stupid dog being feces

Comment from Dre
Time September 18, 2009 at 2:26 pm

I agree with scarpo, she ate the dog. Poor thing probably got caught in the swirling vortex of her food and she never knew she ate it. I feel sorry for it now, coyotes at least kill em first.

Comment from Lucy
Time September 23, 2009 at 3:54 pm

Lol Scarpo.

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