According to Jessica Simpson, I am an asshole.
If you recall my story from yesterday, Simpson’s dog was eaten by a coyote.
I’m not an asshole, Jessica. You’re a hillbilly bitch with a dick in your brain.
YOUR DOG IS FUCKING DEAD.
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Posted by Dustin @ 4:25 pm |
has the coyote been the confirmed type of predator? could it have been kirstie allie after she fell off the weight watchers wagon?
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Comment by josh — September 17, 2009 @ 4:38 pm
fat hoe, maybe she wanted to eat the dog but the coyote got to it first. NOM NOM NOM
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Comment by scarpo — September 17, 2009 @ 4:43 pm
Hahahhahahaha she’s such a dummy! Hah and hillbilly indeed.
She’s not going to find that dog. Its ugly anyways!
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Comment by Maxscene — September 17, 2009 @ 5:16 pm
hahaha epic fail. stupid dog being feces
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Comment by Jesse — September 17, 2009 @ 6:01 pm
I agree with scarpo, she ate the dog. Poor thing probably got caught in the swirling vortex of her food and she never knew she ate it. I feel sorry for it now, coyotes at least kill em first.
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Comment by Dre — September 18, 2009 @ 2:26 pm
Lol Scarpo.
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Comment by Lucy — September 23, 2009 @ 3:54 pm