Jessica Simpson still looking for her dead dog
posted on September 17th, 2009 by Dustin at 4:25 pm (EST) with 6 Comments
According to Jessica Simpson, I am an asshole.
If you recall my story from yesterday, Simpson’s dog was eaten by a coyote.
I’m not an asshole, Jessica. You’re a hillbilly bitch with a dick in your brain.
YOUR DOG IS FUCKING DEAD.
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Tags: Coyote, Jessica Simpson, Tragedy (not), Update —
Comments
Comment from scarpo
Time September 17, 2009 at 4:43 pm
fat hoe, maybe she wanted to eat the dog but the coyote got to it first. NOM NOM NOM
Comment from Maxscene
Time September 17, 2009 at 5:16 pm
Hahahhahahaha she’s such a dummy! Hah and hillbilly indeed.
She’s not going to find that dog. Its ugly anyways!
Comment from Jesse
Time September 17, 2009 at 6:01 pm
hahaha epic fail. stupid dog being feces
Comment from Dre
Time September 18, 2009 at 2:26 pm
I agree with scarpo, she ate the dog. Poor thing probably got caught in the swirling vortex of her food and she never knew she ate it. I feel sorry for it now, coyotes at least kill em first.
Comment from Lucy
Time September 23, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Lol Scarpo.
Comment from josh
Time September 17, 2009 at 4:38 pm
has the coyote been the confirmed type of predator? could it have been kirstie allie after she fell off the weight watchers wagon?