Reverse drag queen beatdown
posted on October 7th, 2009 by Dustin at 1:59 pm (EST) with 12 Comments
UNITED KINGDOM — Something awesome happened in the UK this week — They haven’t discovered advanced dental care yet, but a couple of cross-dressing men served up some delicious street justice to a couple of drunken dickholes, or “yobs,” as the Brits say.
Dean Gardener, 19, and Jason Fender, 22, were intoxicated and picking fights with random people on a busy street in South Wales. CCTV footage captured the duo’s hostility as they engaged a couple of cross-dressing men in slutty club attire.
“Oy, ‘ave a look at these two arse bandits,” Dean most likely said to Jason.
(Remember, this was in the UK)
“Couple’a shit stabbin’ poofters, if you ask me.” Jason replied. “Let’s get ‘em.”
Important Note: If you’re going to pick a fight with a group of men dressed in drag, make sure that they aren’t cage fighters partaking in a bachelor party.
Bare-chested Dean threw a sucker punch at one of the men, “but the other cage fighter, wearing a sparkling black dress and matching long wig, sprang to his friend’s help, delivering two lightning-quick punches to the two stunned yobs (dickholes).” [1]
The “cage queens” quickly left the scene before police arrived and arrested Dean and Jason for being assholes. They plead guilty to “using abusive words and behavior” and sentenced to four months of community service, tethered, and placed under a curfew.
After writing this story, I have a great feeling of satisfaction. I was never really bullied in school, but still, I can’t stand little hardass punks that try to fight everyone. If a person has that much aggression, they should take it out on kids, not other adults.
Bonus: The YouTube footage of the fight really compliments the story.
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Comment from Camila
Time October 7, 2009 at 3:41 pm
jaaja yeah thats funny
people attack drags forgetting they are men
Comment from cortnie
Time October 7, 2009 at 3:47 pm
aaahahahahaha… what kinda luck is that? Of all the dudes they could have fucked with they happen across two in dresses that are cage fighters!!
Comment from UNKKLE
Time October 7, 2009 at 7:40 pm
Drags really are Gangsta’s Never Fuck With them….They have the BALLS too be female and femals have no mercy,,,,
Comment from eroticbear
Time October 7, 2009 at 8:23 pm
FUCK SHIT ASS CUNT BITCH NIGGER
Comment from Don V
Time October 7, 2009 at 9:18 pm
Aw, that’s precious – we get to see “eroticbear”s first post on the Internets. Hope mommy didn’t mind you using her ‘puter!
Comment from Cyanide
Time October 8, 2009 at 10:02 am
please dont call south wales england, its a completely different country.
Comment from Dustin
Time October 8, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Yeah I’m sure it’s COMPLETELY different haha. All you crazy fucks are the same. If you have an English accent, then you’re from England. Even if you’re Welsh.
Comment from Cyanide
Time October 8, 2009 at 5:05 pm
welsh people dont have english accents. english people do.
Comment from Dustin
Time October 8, 2009 at 5:30 pm
I appreciate you trying to educate me, but I prefer just to remain obviously ignorant. It’s more funny that way.
Comment from Lucy
Time October 11, 2009 at 12:24 pm
Wtf @ Eroticbear’s comment o_o
Anyways, bitches got served.
Comment from patrick
Time October 7, 2009 at 2:28 pm
how embarrASSing. it wold suck ass to get beat up by some dude chicks. thats y little douchebag pricks should keep there mouths shut. lol!!!! this was a good one.