During the last presidential election, the Mitten State — as it’s known by fellow Michiganders — approved a proposition legalizing marijuana for medical purposes. The new drug laws went into effect in April, and people in Michigan can now legally smoke and grow pot, but only if given written permission from a doctor first.

Important note: Just because medical marijuana was legalized, that doesn’t mean weed smokers can run outside and spark up joints in front of the police.

Believe it or not, some people are still confused about the marijuana laws.

MICHIGAN — A 54-year-old woman was arrested on marijuana charges Sunday morning after reporting two men had broken into her home located about an hour from Detroit.

Cop: “Tell us what happened here, ma’am.”

Woman: “These two guys broke into my house this morning and demanded that I give them my marijuana plants.”

Cop: “You have marijuana plants growing here?”

Woman: “Yeah, totally! They’re fuckin’ nice too. Wanna see ‘em?”

Cop: “Sure… Wow, those are nice! Now I just need to take a look at your medical marijuana license… do you have one?”

Woman: “Nah, no license — I just grow ‘em for myself.”

Cop: “Awesome. You’re under arrest for manufacturing and delivering marijuana.”

Woman: “Shit.”

Police will seek charges against the woman pending test results on the marijuana they confiscated from her home (unless it turns out she was just growing cat nip and peddling it to the local youth, but if that’s the case, she’s a bitch and should go to jail anyway).

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