Cop jerks it to child porn at work
posted on November 3rd, 2009 by Dustin at 7:48 pm (EST) with 15 Comments
Admit it. You masturbate. We all do. We all smack our beavers around like rabid chinchillas, especially you. Don’t look around the room like I’m talking to someone else.
…But that doesn’t make it OK to look at kiddie porn.
ADAMS, MA — Last week in Massachewshits, a police officer was arrested and charged with possession of child pornography. Adams Police Officer Alan C. Vigiard, 45, is accused of masturbating in the Police Department’s evidence room to child porn videos.
Alan C. Vigiard — Imagine him touching your children.
Vigiard denies the allegations, but investigators have uncovered shocking evidence linking him to the crimes (like a video of him jerking off to child porn in the evidence room).
According to state police reports, the pornography included sexually explicit images of both male and female children “clearly under 18 years of age.”
This writer wonders how many young victims of Officer Vigiard are out there. Come forward, young ones. Don’t be afraid. Point on the puppet and tell us what he did to you.
Vigiard is on administrative leave pending further investigation, and his pre-trial date is December 21st — in case you want to stand outside and throw rocks at him. If convicted, he faces a maximum of five years in state prison or two and a half years in county jail.
Bonus: Vigiard has had a wife and two kids.
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Quality Comments: “They should castrate the stupid bastard… or maybe shove a firecracker into his penis and ass, and light them simultaneously!!!” — My Mom
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Comment from Ashley
Time November 3, 2009 at 8:16 pm
Dustin, are you just angry that he didnt make you touch his night stick?
Comment from Brian
Time November 3, 2009 at 9:54 pm
Dustin.. dude I\’m so glad I asked you to post a new story. This is epic.
Comment from Shannon
Time November 3, 2009 at 11:59 pm
Nicely done.
Comment from Kevin Fox
Time November 4, 2009 at 12:05 am
dude, holy fucking shit, these are the guy who protect us, god damn i dont feel safe any more( not that i ever did)
Comment from Wendy
Time November 4, 2009 at 12:50 am
Did I read that correctly? He may only get five years max. What the fuck is this world coming to. He should be publicly castrated.
Comment from The Beautiful Kind
Time November 4, 2009 at 6:28 am
I knew a lawyer who would make copies of the child porn he received as evidence for his personal home use.
He also loved crack whores, the skinnier the better.
He killed himself a couple years ago.
Comment from Gaby
Time November 4, 2009 at 3:49 pm
you know what pisses me off but didn’t surprise me?
this guys A FUCKING COP!
god these cops are more crooked everyday.
Comment from nicelilfox
Time November 5, 2009 at 3:58 pm
This makes me f**king Ill. I agree w/Wendy.. they should castrate the stupid bastard…. or maybe shove a firecracker into his penis and ass and light them simultaneously!!!!!!
Comment from Guugley
Time November 6, 2009 at 3:12 am
Your mum is sick! I like the way she thinks.
Comment from Lucy
Time November 7, 2009 at 8:41 am
That is disgusting.
Comment from GMNightmare
Time December 7, 2009 at 8:44 am
Wait… hold on now.
All of you act like he can control this. He probably only has as much control over it as you have of the opposite sex.
But you know what? Where is the victim? What did he do wrong with his actions? Certainly the children in the video may have been victimized (article didn’t give the age, it could be consenting teenagers, the word “clearly” can easily be plain BS [normally they give an estimated low end age, like say age 10]), so put him in jail for a portion of his life?
To do what?
To prove what?
This is a problem with the law. It is a victimless crime (now if he paid for the porn I can see how that might change things)… Now if he had, said, acted upon his lusts, that is something wrong.
Exploitations of minors is not in any way hindered by putting him in jail.
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And another thing, don’t act all high and mighty. At one point in your life, you too were attracted to the opposite sex under age limits. You may have grown out of it, good for you, unfortunately that doesn’t happen to everybody. Some understanding of why the problem persists in this world would go a lot farther than the big mob mentality that everybody here is showing.
In actuality, you are all probably attracted to under aged people as well. Don’t try to deny it, can you really always tell the difference between say a 16 year old and an 18 year old? Hell, I’ve seen a 16 year old look like they’re 26, and a 26 look like they’re 16.
I’m going to tell you a secret. The magical year 18, doesn’t do a single thing. It’s nothing but a societal illusion ingrained into your mind. When the opposite sex starts to physically mature, it is biologically hardwired into you to start to become attracted. It is only recently that age limits have been started to be added.
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Now I’m not saying that everything about this is fine. At work? No…
But thinking things like he must automatically be lusting after every kid, is not only wrong but COMPLETELY hypocritical considering how normal people go about their lives peacefully with members of the opposite sex as friends and family.
It’s about time people stop treating other humans like they aren’t human, just because they have a problem or believe something different from you.
The worst part of this? The wife. What an unloving, inconsiderate, uncompassionate, and lowlife of a wife. To leave instantly at this, when she should be there to try and help.
Comment from Dustin
Time December 8, 2009 at 3:06 am
That was an interesting comment displaying the other side of the argument. Written by a child molester undoubtedly, but still… thank you.
Yes, I was at one point attracted to 10-year-old girls, WHEN I WAS 10. You’re supposed to naturally evolve and not want to fuck “obviously underage” people when you’re a grown adult. If you are, then you can either exert some self-control, or give-in and get caught masturbating to kiddie porn at work and go to jail for being a fucking pervert.
The article wasn’t meant to judge this guy for his mental problems, but rather his stupidity and carelessness. And he was a cop. It’s classic!
Man, you need to lighten up. Take a long weekend and fuck a few kids or something 
Comment from footlong
Time December 8, 2009 at 3:27 pm
its pretty clear that nightmare has had to rationalize having sex with a child more than once. =(
Comment from ponyboy, dude.
Time November 3, 2009 at 8:11 pm
damn. what a fuck. how do you find all this crazy shit all the time?
where’s the cannibalism?