People tweet everything these days
posted on November 4th, 2009 by Dustin at 6:02 pm (EST) with 10 Comments
Fifty years ago, Twitter consisted of sending a hand-written letter to someone via standard mail delivery, or ringing them on the telephone to say, “I’m taking a dump!” In 2009, it’s much easier to inform thousands of people when you’re pooping, or on your period.
WISCONSIN — On September 21st, Penelope Trunk was sitting in a board meeting at work and having a miscarriage (at the same time). Rather than heading to the bathroom and flushing the rejected mistake from her womb, she posted a message about it on Twitter.
“I’m in a board meeting. Having a miscarriage. Thank goodness, because there’s a fucked-up 3-week hoop-jump to have an abortion in Wisconsin.”
Penelope Trunk is one classy ass bitch.
Trunk’s morbidly-humorous tweet sparked a public outcry (lucky bitch had 20,000 followers at the time). Many people were repulsed by such a personal experience and appalled by the fact that she felt seemingly indifferent that her unborn child had died.
Jesus ass-fuckin’ Christ people, calm down! Trunk wanted to have an abortion to begin with. Days before her miscarriage, she had scheduled to terminate her pregnancy at a clinic — so don’t tell me you’d expect her to feel sad about avoiding a $400 abortion bill.
“Cappuccino hot tubs are my favorite!” — Aborted fetus
It’s been over two months since Trunk’s tweet, yet her story only broke this week on several popular new sites. That alone makes me so angry that I could punch a pregnant lady in her gut. WHY ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT THIS?
Ms. Trunk, I’m glad you naturally saved $400 by switching to Miscarriage.
In 2007, a woman took pictures of her miscarriage and one of them is now the #1 image result on Google for “miscarriage.” She must be so proud of her little peanut!
This is far more disgusting than anything a person could tweet.
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Bonus Comment: “Gummy bear!” — Caitlin
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Comment from Kevin Fox
Time November 4, 2009 at 6:47 pm
wow, i want an abortion too, and a pony!!!!
Comment from Brittany
Time November 4, 2009 at 6:53 pm
Ewww that miscarriage picture at the end is disturbing :/
Her attitude towards it all, however, is kinda funny.
“Yay miscarriage! Thank God.”
Even though, that also, is disturbing 
Good article. :]]
Comment from K80
Time November 4, 2009 at 7:07 pm
there is no way that a fetus really looks like that at any point that you could still have a miscarriage. that’s the worst combination of creepy and disgusting i’ve ever seen.
Comment from Ashley
Time November 4, 2009 at 8:12 pm
So can I assume that we will never make babies, Dustin?
Comment from amanda
Time November 4, 2009 at 10:19 pm
wow. that picture of the miscarriage made me tear-up 
what is wrong with me?! that sick bitch.
Comment from Guugley
Time November 4, 2009 at 10:45 pm
I dont know if this is particularly wrong of me, but I really couldn’t care less about abortions or unborn children.. That picture of the miscarriage – doesn’t phase me emotionally or stimulate any form of thought whatsoever.. Apart from being gross of course.. I’d eat it for a thousand bucks. HA!
Comment from caitlin
Time November 5, 2009 at 12:08 am
gummy bear!
Comment from Lucy
Time November 7, 2009 at 8:40 am
I wonder if she kept it :O
Comment from David
Time November 10, 2009 at 5:44 am
I like Guugley’s comment and would have to completely agree. But make it $10,000.
Comment from The Beautiful Kind
Time November 4, 2009 at 6:27 pm
That miscarriage is cute like a Pokemon.
Thanks for telling me about Penelope, I promptly followed her. She looks like one of those bloggers who is actually clever and entertaining.