Florida babysitters. Need I say more?
FLORIDA — With the Bubble Boy hoax still fresh in America’s mind, Floridian Susan Baker had a better trick up her sleeve — stash a baby in a box, and not tell anyone.
A baby missing for five days was found alive and well under her baby sitter’s bed, and Florida authorities said Thursday they plan to charge the sitter, her husband and the child’s mother. [1]
Susan Baker was babysitting 7-month-old Shannon Dedrick on Halloween when the little girl went missing. Over 100 law enforcement agents and other volunteers combed the nearby swamps, but found no traces of the baby until they searched Baker’s home.
Inside Baker’s home, investigators found Shannon tucked in a box under a bed with items organized around the box as if to conceal it.
How she ever fit into a box with a massive melon like that is unknown.
Now it’s time to play the Scary Facts About Susan Baker Game!
In 1987, Susan Baker’s 3-year-old stepson, Paul Baker, went missing. He apparently disappeared while she was “napping,” and they never found his body.
That same year, Susan was charged with assault and battery with intent to kill after her 6-year-old daughter was found to be severely beaten — her hands were broken as well. She was convicted and sentenced to 10 years in prison, but only served 80 days.
80 days for beating the fuck out of a kid. Is that all you get? Hmmmm…
This is what Paul Baker would look like if Susan hadn’t killed him in ‘87.
Something tells me Susan Baker won’t be baking anything for a long time (Goddamn baking jokes. Sorry guys, that’s all I got for you. It’s Friday, for the love of dicks).
I had no idea you could leave infants completely on their own for five days (in the dark) without them dying. I’m gonna save a ton of money on babysitters when I have kids.
Which will be never.
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Posted by Dustin @ 5:07 pm |
damn parents and their lack of responsibility they should be like us and never have kids bahaha
Comment by hitlers_bastard_offspring — November 6, 2009 @ 5:19 pm
Dustin stop lying. You already have a kid.
PAY ME YOUR CHILD SUPPORT DAMMIT!
Comment by Ashley — November 6, 2009 @ 6:23 pm
click ad click ad click da muthafucken ad’s people!!!!
Comment by t0ny.b0y! — November 6, 2009 @ 7:09 pm
Well, they say people should have some sort of savings…What better way than with the babysitter?
Dustin, with that kind of thinking, you should go on who wants to be a millionaire or something.
Comment by Lara — November 6, 2009 @ 7:53 pm
Oh, and I used to live in Florida. (:
Comment by Lara — November 6, 2009 @ 7:55 pm
I live in Florida.
The people are so stupid here that cops have put up signs that say “PULL UP YOUR PANTS, ITS THE LAW!” in Rivera Beach.
Comment by Ashley — November 6, 2009 @ 8:40 pm
dude , this is y im glad all my babysiter did was handcuff me to the bed and cut me, but she always fed me and opened the blinds (and i kinda liked it)
Comment by Kevin Fox — November 6, 2009 @ 9:31 pm
Haha sweet, you actually wrote a story about it. I’ll be on the look out for more shit like this for ya unless you beat me to it haha.
Comment by Cory. — November 6, 2009 @ 10:14 pm
You assholes always cry a fucking river for a 12 year old boy/girl that has sex with their 30 year old teacher, “Oh, how horrible. She/He belongs in jail!”, “That is disgusting!”
Fuck you guys! It’s assholes like this that deserve the death penalty/prison time. Not 30 year olds having sex with 14 year olds (which in other cultures is perfectly acceptable). I wish I was molested by my sexy teachers when I was a kid.
So, anyone who complained about the sexy female tennis coach having sex with her 13 year old student; go fuck yourself.
Comment by Wee Tar Dead — November 6, 2009 @ 10:34 pm
There’s still something wrong with it’s face.
Comment by Boogaloo — November 6, 2009 @ 11:02 pm
Another thing - I realize this is horrible - that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen. It would probably benefit from “going missing” just like its long lost step-brother; that way it would not have to endure a life of ridicule and failure do to its deformities.
P.S. I’m going to hell.
Comment by Wee Tar Dead — November 7, 2009 @ 12:12 am
thats an ugly fuckin kid. the parents were probably like….. “lets put this ugly ass baby in a box under the babysitter’s bed and frame her” lol. fuck ugly babies.
Comment by patrick — November 7, 2009 @ 3:29 am
He looks like Arnold from Hey Arnold lmfao
Comment by Lucy — November 7, 2009 @ 8:36 am
Is it just me or does it look like Police Officer Alan C. Vigiard blew a tiny little pervert load on that baby’s chin?
Comment by footlong — November 7, 2009 @ 6:52 pm
Oh yeah thanks for the sweet ass beverage chiller im gonna get some moonshine to put in it
Comment by footlong — November 7, 2009 @ 6:53 pm
Haven’t visited the site in a while, so I’m going to go click some ads to make up for it. Keep up the good work*!
*this does not include baking jokes. please stop those immediately.
Comment by cardboard shell — November 8, 2009 @ 3:32 pm
It’s called an Economic Crunch
Comment by Bill — November 9, 2009 @ 2:31 pm
hahahahaah
Comment by nichole — November 14, 2009 @ 9:24 pm