Get a fucking life
posted on November 9th, 2009 by Dustin at 9:18 pm (EST) with 13 Comments
I was just sitting here, relaxing, and smoking marijuana. I felt at peace with the world, but then I started to remember how goddamn stupid some human beings are.
“Someone should make a Facebook application for virtual weed smoking. It would be like smoking a joint in real life, except you click a button and pretend you’re high.”
(This was actually a real idea that came to fruition)
I was invited by a friend on Facebook to install this “Pass a Joint” application, which would allow me to virtually share weed and joints with friends. Wow… thanks, “friend.”
I’d just like to point out the ignorance here in the description of the app, which reads:
Pass a joint to your friends. Smoke their joints. Get stoned. We’ll keep count. The more you Roll and Smoke weed – the better you get at rolling and scoring kind bud. Earn 70’s Circles! Not some cheesy ready-made app.
I promptly canceled the install, not because I have something against weed (obviously), but because VIRTUAL WEED SMOKING IS FUCKING RETARDED.
Why’d they stop at weed? Where’s the “Pass a Crackpipe” app? You can trade your AIDS for my meth and then have an abortion!
People are starving all over the world and you’re sitting at home playing a low-budget virtual drug smoking game. I suppose the only thing worse than that is sitting at home and reading about people playing a low-budget virtual drug smoking game.
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Comment from Kyle
Time November 9, 2009 at 10:44 pm
I am making a virtual prostitution ring so my friends and I can get virtual STD’s! 
Ugh, everything you wrote I agree with. Weed is great, playing dumb ass games like this are a complete waste of time.
Comment from maxscene
Time November 9, 2009 at 11:11 pm
hahaahah wow im like totally speechless!
Comment from ashley
Time November 10, 2009 at 9:22 am
Myspace has an app that lets you grow weed and you have to make sure the “aliens” do not take your plants away.
Comment from FoxyWoxy
Time November 10, 2009 at 9:58 am
wow, smoking virtual pot … do your virtual pupils dialate … does your moniter change colors and shit … is it laced with virtual lsd
Comment from Don V
Time November 10, 2009 at 2:55 pm
The best part: It\’s got a 5-star rating.
Comment from blackhand341
Time November 10, 2009 at 4:47 pm
dude ima so go play that
Comment from Lucy
Time November 14, 2009 at 8:52 am
Lmfao tragedy
Comment from andrew
Time August 16, 2010 at 8:44 pm
dude get a life you made a sight just because you dont like it damn maye you need to take a hit…
Comment from Jake Fucking Metcalf
Time October 25, 2010 at 11:42 am
FAIL^ So, you’re saying that playing a game online is a waste of time? Cause I think that Complaining about one online Is just as good an excuse to get fat and clog your arteries with hot pockets because you’re too lazy to even run to burger king and do it right… Have fun losing your leg to Diabetes 
Comment from Dustin
Time October 25, 2010 at 12:08 pm
I’m sure I’ll get real fat and lose my leg to diabetes because of the 10 minutes it took me to write this article! Be right back — gotta go amputate my leg!
Comment from 6
Time October 27, 2010 at 12:00 am
Be sure to tie off that artery that’s in there somewhere first. It would be such a party foul to let all the THC bleed out all over the carpet.
I’ll be out on the interwebs play-smoking some Indo
Comment from BlueToohHighFlood
Time January 27, 2011 at 1:44 am
C’mon dude…it’s just a game. Yeah there are people around the world starving, what are you doing about it? Smoking weed getting drunk blah blah. Stfu.
Comment from cardboard shell
Time November 9, 2009 at 9:57 pm
Agreed.