TEXAS — 19-year-old Anthony Carasco could be considered an entrepreneur — take his door-to-door weed-selling business as an example. The concept is simple: Visit random apartments in a college town and ask the occupants if they would like to buy weed.

WHAT COULD GO WRONG?

Carasco was arrested in Brownsville, Texas last week after knocking on a police officer’s apartment door and “offering his services.” The officer agreed to purchase 3 ounces of high-quality (sarcasm) Texican weed from Carasco and then arrested him.

A handgun and portable scale were also found on Carasco. Sadly, that was the only thing he was doing right — protecting his stash and measuring the proper amounts.

Since Carasco was busted with a gun and drugs near the UTB campus, the charges against him will be very severe. A child molesting priest would probably serve less time in prison than Carasco will, but that’s how Texas does it — God before drugs!

Bonus: Child molesting priests don’t go to prison ever, thanks to your donations.

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