Did I ever tell you about the time I almost banged Katie Couric?

I went to a wedding a few years ago and was surprised to find myself in the presence of CBS anchorwoman Katie Couric. After speaking with her for a few minutes, I realized that there was a burning sexual demon inside of her that wanted to be liberated… by me.

After several martinis, Katie’s defenses lowered and she found it impossible to resist me. I, however, wasn’t really feeling it. That’s when she tried to seduce me on the dance floor.

Notice the unmistakable lust in her eyes. That look says, “I want you, Dustin.”

Katie gyrates her hips to the sounds of Lil’ Jon, making multiple references to her bling.

Katie plays “Urinate on the Dance Floor.” Things are getting out of control.

At this point she’s not even interested in me anymore.

With the party winding down, Katie rabidly grinds her ass on all passersby.

I thought maybe I was going to have a chance to bang Katie, but once again alcohol ruins a perfectly good night. Except for Katie, she had a blast.

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Bonus: These photos are actually from the after-party celebrating Couric’s debut as anchor of the CBS Evening News in 2006. They were recently uploaded on Facebook.

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