Women teachers across the globe have become increasingly attracted to their teenage male students and having sex with them. But is it really a problem?
UNITED KINGDUMB — Madeleine Martin, 39, was recently sentenced to 32 months in prison after pleading guilty to 10 counts of causing a teenage boy to engage in sexytime.
Madeleine first “crossed the line” with the 15-year-old male student after connecting with him on a social networking site. After several weeks of chatting online, their relationship evolved into a sexual one:
WEEK 1 (ONLINE)
SexyTeacher69: Hey Timmy, great job on your Religion exam today.
Pimples420: thx
SexyTeacher69:You’re a very smart boy. You’re probably very strong too.
Pimples420: yeah i guess, gotta run bye
Pimples420 has signed off.
SexyTeacher69:*sigh*
WEEK 4 (ONLINE)
SexyTeacher69: I noticed you’re struggling in class this week, Timmy.
Pimples420: sorry mrs. martin, i’ve just had a lot on my mind.
SexyTeacher69: You can call me Madeleine. I’m not married.
Pimples420: yeah but ur my teacher lol
SexyTeacher69: Only for a few more months when you go to 10th grade 
WEEK 8 (ONLINE)
Pimples420: what r u doing awake?
SexyTeacher69: Grading papers. How about you? You have school tomorrow.
Pimples420: i’m bored
SexyTeacher69: Would you like to come over and help me grade papers?
Pimples420: depends on what ur wearing. lol just kiddin
SexyTeacher69: I’m not wearing anything.
Pimples420: omfg asdkjffff address plz?
SexyTeacher69: 25 Grassfield Way in Knutsford. Don’t get too excited lol. I don’t know what you have in mind, but we’re only grading papers
Pimples420: i googled it. be right over.
Pimples420 has signed off.
The teacher and student had sex multiple times until the kid called it quits a week later. Then he told his mother. Mom freaked out and called the police.
I hope I’m not the only person who thinks that 32 months in prison is a harsh punishment for Madeleine Martin. She’s not a perverted male gym teacher that rapes little girls — she’s just a horny middle-aged woman that fell victim to dick vapor.
I defined dick vapor back in June 2009 as: A colorless, tasteless, odorless vapor that rises from teenage boys’ crotches. The vapor has been proven to attract female high school teachers, hungry for a slightly-underaged erection.
This statement holds true today because 72 people have approved it’s definition at UrbanDictionary.com — 2 people disapproved, but they are severely retarded.
We need an alternative punishment for female teachers who sleep with teenage students. If anything, they are providing them with safe, hands-on sexual education and experience — and that’s something the entire world could benefit from at 15.
I lost my virginity at age 15 and it lasted 3 miserable seconds. I regret it every day.
I propose an “Adopt-A-Decent-Looking-Teacher-With-A-Sex-Addiction” program. Now.
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Posted by Dustin @ 6:39 pm |
LMAFO , FIRST OFF I WANNA SAY IF THE TEACHER WASN’T FAT N OVERSIZED N WASNT BAD LOOKIN’ , I SAY HELL IF IT’S 15 N OLDER THAT SHE’S TEACHING SEXUALL EDUCATION ON N WITH HANDS ON , THEN HEY SAY IT LIKE BILL CLINTON I’D DO IT AGAIN , LOL , 2ND OFF I WOULDNT HAVE TOLD MY MOM , ” DUMBASS TEEN ” , I MEAN HELL U CAN CAN RAPE A YOUNGER BOY N A FEMALE BUT NOT A TEEN I MEAN HECK I’D BE GLAD TO BE THE FIRST ONE TO GET LAYED N BY MY TEACHER WHOM THE REST OF THAT GRADE SCHOOL WOULD PROBALLY BE JACKING OFF TO HER AT HOME N TO THINK I’M BANGIN’ THAT SHIT HECK YEA , I’D DO’ER , GET’R DONE , LOL , 3RD N FORMOST SHE A DAMN GOOD TECHER FOR NOT GETN PREGNUT FOR HIM EVEN THOUGH HE DIDNT LAST LONG N WHAT NOT , SHE PROBALLY TAUGHT HIM RIGHT TO WEAR A CONDOM WHEN BANGIN HER MIDDLE AGED ASS AGAINST HER COFFIE TABLE AT HER PLACE WHERE THEY WERE GRADING THEM THERE PAPERS , BUT COM’ON LET’S BE REAL THEY HE WAS THE ONLY ONE DOIN THE GRADING SHE WAS JUST HORNY , N THAT COCK VAPOR ARE WHATEVER IT IS U CALL IT , IT DOES SEEM TO BE WORKIN HECK IT BEEN WORKIN’ FOR YEARS , FOR EVERY TEACHER THAT NEVER WANTED TO FUCK ME WHEN I WAS A TEEN AT THAT AGE I BET YALL WISH YALL WOULD’VE , DUMBASS’S , LMAO …. !! GOOD STORY , LOL , PEACE……O HELL 1 MORE THING I ALMOST FORGOT U AINT GONNA BE WANTIN THAT PUSSY BY THE TIME SHE GETS OUT N IF U WOULD SHE BE LIKE NOT GIVIN IT UP CAUSE UR LOUDMOUTH , LOL , PEACE…
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Comment by BRANDON — November 26, 2009 @ 7:17 pm
why don’t guy teachers get with their female students? that’d be a dream come true. i’ve got a couple in mind that should follow that trend. mmmmmmmm.
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Comment by sam — November 26, 2009 @ 7:27 pm
WELL SEEMS THE ANSWER TO UR QUESTION IS NOT SO GOOD STANDING , BECAUSE , LIKE ALWAYS EVERY TIME THEY DO THEY RUN TO THE POLICE ,” I GOT RAPED ” NDERSTAND UR POINT AT ALL POINTS BUT JUST STATING THE TRUTH N I THINK U WOULD AGREE WITH ME RIGHT . SO LIKE I SAID I THINK IT’S LESS LIKELY THAT THE MALE WOULD RUN N TELL LIKE A BITCH LIKE THE YOUNG GUY DID IN THE STORY WHICH BY THE WAY WAS A FLAWL;ESS STORY , N SORRY BOUT ALL MY BAD GRAMMER SOMETIMES I JUST GET PRETTY WILD WITH IT , BUT HECK IT’S READABLE .
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Comment by BRANDON — November 26, 2009 @ 7:36 pm
O YEA I JUST THOUGHT BOUT SOMETHING THE GIRLS WHO WOULDNT RUN N TELL , THAT LIKE NOT EVEN WORT A MALE TEACHERS TIME CAUSE IT WOULDN’T BE FOR ME KNOWING THAT SHE ALREADY DONE IT BEFORE N GETS WITH EVERYTHING SHE SEE’S THAT CARRY THIS KNOWN COCK VAPOR , IT’S LIKE SEEING A NEW TOY THAT SUPOSSED TO BE WRAPPED N PUT UNDER CHRISTMASS TREE FOR U ON CHRISTMASS MORNING BUT U SEEP THROUGH THE CLOSET SOMEHOW JUST FOR A MINUTE ARE SO N SEE WHAT IT IS U HAVE GOT’EN , THEN MORNIN’ COMES N IT’S NO SUPRIZE TO U , SO UR JUST LIUKE NEXT , SURLY U KNOW WHAT I MEAN , LOL …
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Comment by BRANDON — November 26, 2009 @ 7:41 pm
First off, enough with the caps please. Shit gets annoying.
I wish 15 year olds would learn the ‘flip the bitch over’ routine, cause then I would have married the first guy I was with. Sorry for getting off topic…
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Comment by Becky Lee — November 26, 2009 @ 9:09 pm
Brandon, I understand all your comments! I just read em in a southern accent and it makes perfect sense AND I agree with EVERYTHING you said!
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Comment by Dustin — November 26, 2009 @ 9:36 pm
WELL HECK I’D FUCK THE SHEEEEIT OUTTA THAT TEACHER! HELL SHE AINT AS UGLY AS MY SISTER! -BRANDON LOL!
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Comment by patrick — November 26, 2009 @ 10:45 pm
i tried to read them in a southern accent but then i started getting into a really scummy fast british accent and then everything was slightly more funny then before..
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Comment by Fanna — November 27, 2009 @ 6:34 am
I always wanted to be that 15 year old boy =( but in are skool all the teachers are nasty and i would hear about these story’s on the news and get SOOOO jealous of all them kids… i wouldnt turn her in… i would make her my teacher sex slave and threaten ur with her job :3
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Comment by Kyle — November 27, 2009 @ 12:15 pm
I HATE when mom freaks out and calls the police. LAME!
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Comment by The Beautiful Kind — November 27, 2009 @ 1:43 pm
“Well Timmy, you may be failing English, but you’re certainly getting an A in cunnilingus!”
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Comment by Stuart — November 27, 2009 @ 8:23 pm
Look at that face of hers you can just tell she wants some more 15 year old dick
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Comment by Bill — November 28, 2009 @ 9:05 pm
When I was like 13 I thought to myself “What if I am still attracted to 13 year olds when I am old and nasty?”
Well now I know, BE A TEACHER!
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Comment by Ashley — November 29, 2009 @ 12:05 am
United Kingdumb?!
LMFAO.
What I do not understand is why he had a change of heart so suddenly.
Maybe her vagina looked like a curtain o_o
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Comment by Lucy — November 29, 2009 @ 11:08 am
It wouldn’t be so bad if tha teacher was atleast cute.
thats just me..
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Comment by Matt — November 30, 2009 @ 5:15 am
i thought i smelled some dick vapor in my classroom.
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Comment by scarpo — November 30, 2009 @ 9:39 am
“My dick vapor brings all the milfs to the yard”
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Comment by Kyle :p — December 2, 2009 @ 12:36 am
i think Ms.Martin attempted to copy the southpark episode whenever ike got lucky with a teacher in preschool.
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Comment by Nikki — December 2, 2009 @ 3:22 pm
I feel as if Ms.Martin up there chose to imitate the southpark episode whenever Ike sleeps with a teacher by seducing her with his preschool education.
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Comment by Nikki — December 2, 2009 @ 3:23 pm
I did not mean to post twice! but i did intend on adding this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTRSRJIjhl8
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Comment by Nikki — December 2, 2009 @ 3:24 pm