World of Warcraft conquered
posted on December 3rd, 2009 by Dustin at 5:25 pm (EST) with 15 Comments
I realize that some of my readers may not know what World of Warcraft is. If you have never heard of WoW, then you probably have even less of a social life than the geeks who play it.
TAIWAN — World of Warcraft launched over 5 years ago. Out of the 11.5 million people that play WoW, only one person has completed every quest and explored every cave, dungeon, and troll’s anus in the game. Congratulations, “Little Grey” — now go shower.
Basically, Little Grey “beat” WoW by completing all 986 achievements in the game. Some of his stats include killing 390,895 creatures and completing 5,906 quests. He’s only given 11 hugs (yes, you can hug in WoW) and typed “LOL” just once — what an asshole.
The image below shows the character stats for Little Grey. Apparently, the nerd community have been jizzing their pants over this massive accomplishment. It is estimated that Little Grey’s WoW account is worth 640 original Star Trek collectibles.
I don’t understand what any of this shit means.
Little Grey has played WoW for an estimated 10,000 hours — nearly five times longer than the average time a person spends pooping in their entire lifetime.
I have never played World of Warcraft, but I feel like I’m already a Level 50 Elf Rogue just because so many people talk about it all the goddamn time.
Bonus: This will probably be on Fox News tomorrow.
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Quality Comments: “This image comes up on a Google search for ‘little grey’ and ‘world of warcraft’ – so I’m going to assume it’s him.” — Don V.
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Comment from Matt
Time December 3, 2009 at 6:11 pm
I used too play WoW, they shut my account off because apparently I owed 25.39. There’s really honestly no way you can owe money, you pay by each month, or limke ever year or something. Idk. Basically fuck this game right in the arsenal.
Comment from maxscene
Time December 3, 2009 at 8:50 pm
oh man i’d much rather be shot in the face with a gun then play wow. i think someone actually died once from playing this shit at a tournement
Comment from Lucy
Time December 3, 2009 at 9:28 pm
What the fuck?
This shit is so sick.
Comment from patrick
Time December 3, 2009 at 10:58 pm
i’ll bet the dude that beat it is a total virgin.
Comment from patrick
Time December 3, 2009 at 11:00 pm
“Im Mr. T and I’m a knight elf mohawk!” – Mr. T
Comment from Killerwit
Time December 3, 2009 at 11:13 pm
Conconquered?!? I knew being molested as a child made you misspell werds. …wurds ….Oh no.
Comment from scarpo
Time December 4, 2009 at 12:34 am
I think the closest thing to titties this guy has seen is from 2Girls1Cup.
Comment from The Beautiful Kind
Time December 4, 2009 at 7:43 am
Yes people in Korea have jumped out of windows, they’re so out of their minds. Some people forget to eat or drink. Some married couples play it INSTEAD of have sex. The weirdest thing is my fav porn star Belladonna is hooked on it, which is too much for me. I’m ok with her getting a fist up her vagina AND her ass at the same time, but not this.
Comment from ashley
Time December 4, 2009 at 11:00 am
I prefer runescape.
Comment from Shannon
Time December 5, 2009 at 8:46 am
The sad thing is “Little Grey” is probably a 40 year-old creepo that lives in his mom’s basement.
Comment from Don V
Time December 5, 2009 at 1:54 pm
This image comes up on a Google search for “little grey” and “world of warcraft” – so I’m going to assume it’s him
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Gy49VhUHR5k/SC2t-GKBt3I/AAAAAAAAAqI/_9FQfwiWncc/s400/Sexy_Beast_2.jpg
Comment from Lara
Time December 5, 2009 at 5:50 pm
I wonder how he got that tan considering all the hours of darkness…
Comment from ashley
Time December 5, 2009 at 6:16 pm
mmmm look at that big “troll” of a package.
wish i could have a piece of that goblin killin ass. WOOOO!!
Comment from Kyle
Time December 3, 2009 at 5:49 pm
Lol ive been playing WoW on and off and…. what he has done is fucking ridiculous… I really do not understand why people dont get away from it sumtimes… thats crazy fucking shit.
i wouldnt be suprized if this was on fox news.. all the people getting gang banged dont need air time.