Imagine for a moment that you are a happily-married mother earning a decent salary working as a deputy at the local sheriff’s office. One day, you come home and find your 20-year-old daughter naked in her bedroom with her boyfriend. What would you do?

If you guessed C) Put a gun to his head, punch him repeatedly, and threaten to press trespassing and rape charges on him, then you must be from Florida.

FLORIDA — Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office corrections deputy Dorethea Collier has been charged with false imprisonment, aggravated assault, and battery for attacking her daughter’s boyfriend. When Collier unexpectedly arrived home on November 2nd, her daughter was giving a BJ to Larry Butler, 19. Startled, he dashed into a closet, naked.

“I want to soooo bad, but my mom… she’s pretty overprotective.”

Upon discovering Butler in the closet, Collier punched him a few times and pointed her gun at him. She handcuffed him and ordered him to his knees. Her daughter begged for his life.

Collier held Butler captive and called her husband — who in turn punched Butler a few more times (along with his own daughter). Butler claims the Collier’s also threatened him with rape charges before finally allowing him to get dressed and leave.

Following the incident, Collier filed a trespassing complaint against Butler right around the time he was filing a complaint with the Sheriff’s Office’s internal affairs office. Owned.

Collier, who was released from jail on $5,000 bail, is on paid administrative leave.

I hope the swift hand of justice inserts itself deeply into Dorethea Collier’s anus. She’s guilty of some serious cockblocking and it’s unforgivable. Oh, and the gun thing. You shouldn’t point guns at the dudes that fuck your daughters — this ain’t Kentucky.

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Quality Comments: “Dorethea Collier = Urethra Collar = Cockblocker?” — footlong

“So, did he get a chance to come or what?!? — Killerwit”

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