Alcohol makes Scotland a fun place
posted on December 9th, 2009 by Dustin at 8:51 pm (EST) with 14 Comments
SCOTLAND — When Barbara Garry, 34, was looking after a 2-year-old child last month, she had no idea that drinking alcohol was a bad decision. Before she knew it, she was blackout drunk, stumbling down a crowded street with the toddler in a stroller packed with booze.
Witnesses watched in horror as Garry fell into oncoming traffic, dragging the stroller down with her. The baby suffered minor injuries after being ejected from the stroller and landing in the middle of the road with cars and buses swerving to avoid it.
When police arrived, Barbara Garry was so drunk that she didn’t even know she had a child with her, so they arrested her. She promptly vomited in the backseat of their car.
Garry’s trial was this week and although she has “no recollection” of the incident, but according to her attorney, “she was horrified she could put the child in danger and horrified by what might have happened.” Garry received 12 months probation.
Somehow, the child remains in Barbara Garry’s care because apparently, drunken toddlers get spilled into the streets by their drunken mothers all the time in Scotland. If this is true, I need to get a passport immediately and see this shit before they run out of babies.
It’s safe to say that a 2-year-old child would be safer living by itself than with this lady.
Bonus: Barbara Garry is the definition of fugly. Someone hand my dick a barfbag! I mean that my penis actually wants to vomit, not ejaculate.
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Comment from Ashley
Time December 9, 2009 at 9:43 pm
The baby made her do it!
Comment from Killerwit
Time December 10, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Dude, barfbags for one’s dick are called ‘women’. So, next time your about to jizz, whisper in his (or her?) ear, “I’m about to throw up down there.”
Oh yeah, bitch looks like Gollum.
Comment from Killerwit
Time December 10, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Motherfuck! Dude, you keep changing your stories to make yourself look cooler and me less cool (not hard, I know). I expect your next article to be “Killerwit Is Cool”, to which I’ll comment “Thanks for noticing, man!”. Then, I’ll check back later and the article will be renamed “Killerwit Sucks a Lot Diseased Dick”.
….Don’t get any ideas, you bastard.
Comment from Cortnie
Time December 10, 2009 at 5:35 pm
who the fuck would let a troll watch their kid? or was it her kid in which case who the hell would fuck a troll?
Comment from Vigilante
Time December 10, 2009 at 6:21 pm
she has a face on that says \
Comment from Vigilante
Time December 10, 2009 at 6:21 pm
“i will rape you”
Comment from Ashley
Time December 11, 2009 at 12:02 am
NOO Vigilante.
her face looks more like “uhh duhh, i no member havin baby”
Comment from Ashley
Time December 11, 2009 at 12:11 am
I remember where I know her from…
Shes the retard from the movie the Goonies!
Comment from footlong
Time December 11, 2009 at 7:22 am
what really sucks is that she is one of the hottest women in scotland….no wonder everyone stays so drunk!
Comment from sam
Time December 14, 2009 at 5:18 pm
i see some resemblance here…
http://piratevitamins.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/retard.jpg
Comment from sam
Time December 14, 2009 at 5:19 pm
or atleast, if that guy lost a few pounds, and did pcp
Comment from Lucy
Time December 14, 2009 at 9:33 pm
God made her do it
Comment from Thomas
Time December 14, 2009 at 9:54 pm
lucy deserves a quality comment
Comment from Hoof Hearted?
Time December 9, 2009 at 9:13 pm
She looks like she could be the sister of that dude Rocky, in the movie Mask, with Cher in it..