Gay porn star Andrew Grande probably had a huge penis. I don’t know because I’ve never seen any of his films, but I do know one thing for sure: big dick or not, he’s dead.
One of the final pictures taken of Andrew Grande. He was probably gettin’ a blowie.
FLORIDA — Last Friday, Panama Beach police responded to a physical disturbance call at a motel. When they arrived, a woman claimed Grande had attacked her. Police tried to arrest Grande, but he resisted and tried to swallow a small bag of marijuana in front of them.
As his struggle with the officers continued, the bag of weed became lodged in Grande’s throat. He broke free from the officers, so they tasered him while he was choking.
Grande fell to the ground and tried desperately to make himself vomit. One officer tried to perform the Heimlich to no avail. When paramedics arrived, they were able to remove the bag from Grande’s throat but it was too late — he was pronounced dead at the hospital.
The entire thing was caught on camera by a television crew that was riding with the cops.
Out of respect, I’ll refrain from making a “gay man fails at swallowing” joke for now.
The officers claim that Grande was tasered not because he was resisting arrest, but because he was preventing them from helping him — even though they didn’t attempt the Heimlich maneuver until Grande was already tasered and half-dead.
Cop 1: “We can’t help this choking guy, sergeant. We can’t get our fingers in his mouth to remove the baggy. What should we do? We need to keep him calm before he suffocates.”
Cop 2: “Calm? Fuck that, taser his ass and make him spit it out.”
FAIL.
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Posted by Dustin @ 5:23 pm |
Wow, what a sad, extremely painful, and embarrassing way to die, all for the world to see.
Cops are getting way too Tazer happy. First an elderly woman, then a 10 year old child, and now a dying man. Next we’ll hear stories about cops breaking into our homes and tazing our mothers vaginas WHEN WILL IT END!?!?
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Comment by Kyle :p — December 15, 2009 @ 7:01 pm
Lmao, I agree with Kyle.
What the hell is wrong with cops these days? D:
Poor dude man.
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Comment by Lucy — December 15, 2009 @ 8:12 pm
So sad! You’re supposed to SMOKE marijuana, not CHOKE it.
Sidenote: what gay man goes around attacking women?
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Comment by The Beautiful Kind — December 16, 2009 @ 8:05 am
i wonder what they did with the weed afterward
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Comment by sam — December 16, 2009 @ 4:49 pm
As a gay man, I found your “gay man fails at swallowing” comment hysterical. (I’m stealing that and claiming it as my own…)
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Comment by Chris — December 16, 2009 @ 7:25 pm
Really? This all started because he “shoved” her?
Well no shit he wouldn’t let them handcuff him!
He was fuckin choking! Why in the hell would you let someone cuff your hands behind ur back, while choking. Not BEING choked…choking.
I’m sure there’s a difference. Haven’t experienced it, yet. But it’s something to look forward to.
Fuckin cops, man.
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Comment by amanda — December 17, 2009 @ 3:53 am
*The first time weed actually murdered someone.. 2012 may actually not be utter bullshit.
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Comment by nikki — December 17, 2009 @ 4:04 pm
Dude we seriously watched a guy die..lol
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Comment by Walter — December 20, 2009 @ 12:12 am
If weed were LEGAL, then we wouldn’t have this problem, now would we?
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Comment by Vagina — December 29, 2009 @ 2:57 am