December 17, 2009

O Fetus Tree, O Fetus Tree

TEXAS — Last Thursday, a couple from southern Texas were charged with abuse of a corpse and tampering with evidence after investigators found the corpse of a 7-month fetus wrapped neatly in a gift box under their Christmas tree.

Police believe that Ruby Lee Medina took pills to induce an abortion and then tried to dispose of the fetus by flushing it down the toilet. That’s like trying to flush a 3-pound 16-inch turd with arms and legs — it’s impossible. And fetuses don’t break apart like poo.

Medina and her boyfriend Javier Gonzalez plucked the lifeless baby from the toilet and cleaned its corpse, but couldn’t decide what to do with it. There were too many options.

So they hid it under the Christmas tree.

After the abortion and gift wrapping, Medina’s vagina wouldn’t stop bleeding so she went to the hospital. Doctors became suspicious of her when she said she “didn’t know” where the fetus was. The couple were arrested after a tip prompted police to search their trailer.

If autopsy results confirm that the baby was alive at the time of birth, Medina and Gonzalez will also face capital murder charges, which is punishable by death in Texas.

Sources have suggested to authorities that this is not the first time the couple has induced an abortion or disposed of a fetus. Investigators are looking into the allegations to determine if there are additional victims. [2]

A smart idea for this couple would be set up an Abortion Fund so they can afford professional abortions. Basically, you take a piggy bank and write “ABORTION FUND” on the side of it and then don’t get pregnant until you’ve accumulated at least $400.

OR USE A FUCKING CONDOM.

Sources: 1, 2

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  1. Maybe Santa was sick of people not caring about coal in their stockings, so now he puts dead babies under their Christmas trees. Betcha they won’t screw around next year.

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    Comment by Korbi Kay — December 17, 2009 @ 11:33 pm

  2. I doubt that was a fetus, just prolly a worker elf…

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    Comment by Kyle — December 18, 2009 @ 1:32 am

  3. good thing they weren’t jewish cus people definately would’ve noticed the dead fetus impaled on their menora.

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    Comment by Baby Bear — December 18, 2009 @ 3:20 am

  4. Abortions are so beautiful. She should move to Florida.

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    Comment by matsu — December 19, 2009 @ 6:03 pm

  5. This is ridiculous ._.

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    Comment by Lucy — December 22, 2009 @ 12:31 pm

  6. abortions are horrible and who ever said that you have a special place awaiting you you are a sick person and im happy in texas murders of babies and other are KILLED

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    Comment by amanda — May 27, 2010 @ 9:31 am

  7. Hahahahaha OK, amanda. You can’t even capitalize your own fuckin’ name!

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    Comment by Dustin — May 27, 2010 @ 12:04 pm

  8. AMANDA FUCKIN ST.PETER YOU HAPPY I HAVE MY KIDS I TAKE CARE OF THEM IM TIRED OF DUMB ASS PEOPLE WHO THINK ITS FUNNY TO KILL A CHILD WOMEN NEED TO KEEP THERE FUCKING LEGS CLOSED IF YOU CANT OWN UP AND TAKE CARE OF WHAT YOU DID PUTTING A BABY IN DUMPSTER OR WERE EVER NOT FUNNY

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    Comment by amanda — May 28, 2010 @ 10:37 am

  9. YOU WILL BURN IN HELL AND W.E ANYONE DOES TO A CHILD OR UNBORN CHILD SHOULD BE HANGED IN PUBLIC FOR THERE CRIME AND PEOPLE TO COME WATCH IT

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    Comment by amanda — May 28, 2010 @ 10:39 am

  10. Hell to me would be spending an hour in a room alone with you.

    For someone who claims to be such a good mother, I know one thing: You definitely aren’t teaching your kids how to use the proper forms of “their” and “there” in sentences.

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    Comment by Dustin — May 28, 2010 @ 1:11 pm

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