I came across two interesting maps: One of the maps displays the US states that legalized gay marriage, while the other map shows which states legalized the marriage of two first cousins. When you compare the maps, a hearty laugh should follow.

The dark-colored states on the map below have decided, “Lesbian sex is hot, but we obviously can’t legalize lesbian sex only. We must show tolerance for the dudes who like to bang each other too.” So they legalized gay marriage. Whether or not you agree with gayness, the proper thing to do is mind your own goddamn business and let it happen.

It’s 2010 and most of America remains as ignorant and intolerant as it was 200 years ago.

A much greater number of states find it more acceptable to “keep it in the family” and marry a first cousin. Nothing wrong with that, right? Oh, except for the fact that incestuously-conceived children have a much higher chance of being retarded.

Surprisingly, Kentucky is not OK with cousin fucking.

If you have to debate whether or not sex with a particular person is incest, then it probably is. If you’re adopted, it’s totally cool to bang anyone in your adoptive family, including Mom — do not confuse this type of awesome behavior with real incest.

So you’ve got an attractive first cousin that you want to bang? I suggest you set your goals higher. Try settling for a handjob behind the pool and move on with your life. There are plenty of other fish (vaginas) out there in the sea (strip clubs).

Bottom line: Gay people should be allowed to get married. Cousins should be allowed to jerk each other off, but not get married. America has its shit backwards!

Quality Comments: “Shit. I thought they were called ‘first cousins’ exactly because you lost your virginity with them.” — Killerwit