Comments on: Another cougar attack

By: briddy

briddy — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 07:46:09 +0000

you know whats funny, i’ve read a lot of stories on people getting fucked up by cougars, and i know the secret for protection… water hose. my mom almost got attacked by a starved mountain lion one day when she was out watering plants, and all she did was fucking spray it with water and that gave her enough time to run inside, and call ME instead of animal control.

so by her telling me her courageous story instead of calling animal control, the big pussy never got caught and continued eating chickens and goats and some stupid senile hag’s cats.

and then the man who owned the chickens shot my dog because he thought that she was the one eating his fucking chickens.

fuck cougars.

By: Killerwit

Killerwit — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 07:31:03 +0000

Cougar attacks: So funny they’ll leave you in stitches.

By: Lucy

Lucy — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 21:23:57 +0000

Hahahaha!
Revenge! D:<

By: Gaby

Gaby — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 15:46:51 +0000

What’s up with these cowardly cougars? a kitchen rag? a DOG?

thank god i’m not a cougar because i would kill them both from the shame they have placed on our cougar-family.

By: Shanan

Shanan — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 02:52:05 +0000

I once saw a movie in which a cougar took out some little girl’s unicorn.

That’s about as brutal as you can get.

By: Camila

Camila — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 04:20:18 +0000

hahaha
i love you dustin, you never cease to make me lmao lol

By: Sandra

Sandra — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 01:00:07 +0000

Hey crazyman,
that baby cat is a Cheeta….