Unless you’re a fancypants first-class kind of asshole, you probably hate flying. Sure, it’s fascinating to look down 35,000 feet and see a bunch of tiny shit, but only if you have a window seat. What about the passengers with aisle seats, or worse, the middle seat?

I once sat crushed between two people that were so fat, my t-shirt soaked up their body sweat from both sides. By the end of the flight, all I could smell was armpits and taints.

Large, sweaty bodies, jammed inside a tiny flying capsule 7 miles above the earth that could explode at any moment? Fuck. It’s hard not to lose your shit on a plane.

FLORIDA — Delta Airlines flight 2485 was about to depart from Miami yesterday until Mansor Mohammad Asad, 43, felt the need to proclaim his hatred for Jews. Passengers watched uncomfortably as Asad lost his temper and shouted violent racial slurs.

“I’m Palestinian and I want kill all the Jews,” Asad shouted in Arabic.

The pilot immediately turned the plane around on the runway and called police, who arrested him for disorderly conduct. He was also charged with resisting arrest and making threats against a public servant.

Before he was arrested, police were forced to subdue Asad with a stun gun after he charged at an officer with fists clenched. He also threatened the officers who searched him, and was quoted saying, “I’m not afraid of you cops, I’ve gotten in fights with cops and broke their arms in three places… I’ve broken skulls too!”

This man is apparently not very fond of the Jewish community.

Asad owns a small business in Toledo, Ohio and is described by his son as a good man that suffers from bi-polar disorder. “He just lost his temper,” says the son. “There’s no excuse, but someone had to have pushed his button.” His anti-Jew button.

Speaking from personal experience, typical bi-polar behavior doesn’t include shouting things like “I want to kill all Jews!” — that just means you’re a racist dickhole.

Bi-polar people are more like, “I hope you burn to death in a fiery car crash, you worthless piece of shit. Why don’t you just do the world a favor and blow your fucking head off tonight.”

See the difference? A true bi-polar freakout is much more effective and personal than a shitty unoriginal racial slur. Hating Jews is so 1940. If you’re going to lose your temper on a plane, do it right: Focus your rage directly on one unlucky person, not an entire ethnicity.

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