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Channing Tatum burns his cock


All day long, I’ve been sitting at my desk waiting for a celebrity to injure their genitals so I could post a blog about it. Well, my prayers have been answered.

SCOTLAND — Details magazine has reported that actor Channing Tatum suffered severe burns to his penis while filming a new movie. A film crew member was trying to keep the actor warm by pouring warm boiling hot water into his wetsuit.


This was all that remained of Cheryl’s husband after the fire.

Although his penis has healed, Tatum told Details that the burn was the most painful thing he has ever experienced in his life — even more painful than watching himself acting.

Ever since the movie Fighting, I don’t really like Channing Tatum. He’s always got a confused look on his face that seems to be asking, “Isn’t there an Ed Hardy store around here?” Plus, his fuckin’ name is Channing — do I need a better reason to hate someone?

As for the genius that didn’t realize hot water + penis = NO, his day is coming soon.

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Quality Comments: “His name instantly makes me think ‘chafing taint.’” — Kevin

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Comments

Comment from Kevin
Time January 12, 2010 at 5:22 pm

his name instantly makes me think “chafing taint”

Comment from Camila
Time January 12, 2010 at 5:36 pm

what a douche

Comment from Lucy
Time January 12, 2010 at 5:48 pm

Lmfao Kevin.
The Edy Hardy comment wins.

Comment from Ashley
Time January 12, 2010 at 8:31 pm

He started out as an underwear model. Since when do undie models become actors?

Comment from The Beautiful Kind
Time January 13, 2010 at 7:30 am

I’m disappointed you didn’t post a pic of the fried penis.

I found one you can use, this story is more interesting than a douche actor in a wetsuit:

http://www.snopes.com/photos/medical/electricfence.asp

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